Mistletoe

[Hungry Joe]

How did you know I was a south stander

Lucky guess.

 

[Kev the Ape]

Is that a netball position?

My Girlfriend. ................. Better.?

 

[B.M.F]

Lucky guess.

That is a relief, I was just about to get my identity changed again to stop yet another stalker

 

[Hungry Joe]

My Girlfriend. ................. Better.?

Yes, thank you.

 

[Hungry Joe]

That is a relief, I was just about to get my identity changed again to stop yet another stalker

There's a lot of 'em about mate, can't be too careful these days.

 

[Beach Hut]

Here's a stalker:

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Here's a stalker:

And here's a John:

 

[chez]

Don't know about kissing under the mistletoe but like a Turkey at Christmas, I would give you a good stuffing Virgs

Another absolute classic from the king of one liners

 

[B.M.F]

Another absolute classic from the king of one liners

I thank you kind sir. And to think not one mention of the benefit of the fatboy