Milkmen...Utter Bastards the lot of them.

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

While we're in this ballpark can i express my dissatisfaction at my window cleaner, he can't speak a word of English so I can't tell him what I want doing

Well unless you were planning on asking him to build you an extension, he probably worked out that you wanted your windows cleaned

 

[Trufflehound]

Such very knavery indeed - the POTATOE didst not existeth here then!

Verily theye didst, but in dayes of yore theye were madeth of coale.

 

[pasty]

On the subject of tradesmen, one thing that has always bothered me is why do cobblers (shoe repairers, not Northampton Town football club), always cut keys as well? Or are they key cutters that learnt to mend shoes?

 

[Scotty Mac]

Re: Re: Milkmen...Utter Bastards the lot of them.

So we can now add a bottle of milk to the list of things stolen by the 'immigrants'.

Benefits
Drinking water
Jobs
Houses
One pint of semi skimmed milk



Outrageous behaviour!

i like our milkman - as white as they come, and he even let me attempt to drive the float once

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Make way for the milkman, room for him allow
with his cheery call
hes a friend to all
and hes cheaper than the cow

 

[butchy]

racist fuckwit by the way.

Well you wouldnt want a pint of BLACK milk now would you

 

[Buzzer]

mate at school got knocked down by a milk float once. How embarrassing.

Tell you what's wrong with milkmen nowadays...

No 'Humphrey's about' stickers, that's what.

 

[Scotty Mac]

mate at school got knocked down by a milk float once. How embarrassing.

same happened to one of my friends - he has never quite recovered

 

[NMH]

A milkman has a tough job that doesn't pay all that well. The only way I'd do it is if I could be a Milfman at the same time..... ;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0_CYneXg6Y

 

[British Bulldog]

The MILKMAN sometimes brings POTATOES!

Imagine THAT!

I'd rather not imagine the Milkmans Love Spuds thanks!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

When I was a young man and bravely rode motorbikes and scooters I managed to hit a milkfloat when the brakes on my mates AP50 failed. I hit head on to the back of the float which was luckily empty. I went head first through the empty crate carrying bit and out the other side, landing without a scratch on a soft grassy knoll.
I expected my mates to come running over to check I was alive and uninjured, but all I could see in the distance was my good friends rolling around on the pavement pissing themselves laughing.

So don't get me going on milkmen again

 

[rospants]

When I was a young man and bravely rode motorbikes and scooters I managed to hit a milkfloat when the brakes on my mates AP50 failed. I hit head on to the back of the float which was luckily empty. I went head first through the empty crate carrying bit and out the other side, landing without a scratch on a soft grassy knoll.
I expected my mates to come running over to check I was alive and uninjured, but all I could see in the distance was my good friends rolling around on the pavement pissing themselves laughing.

So don't get me going on milkmen again

i think its time to consider walking to the corner shop frank

 

[chip]

FWY in racist shocker

Our milkman drives a 4x4, I hate to think what you would do to him

 

[Deleted member 2719]

I remember when the milkman used to deliver CRESTA

It's frothy man!!

 

[dougdeep]

I wish I was a milkman again, I used to get £800 a year in christmas tips, and housewives offering to pay in kind.

 

[bhanutz]

!

(Still, at least the milks white, unlike the milkman) [/B]

What an ignorant twat you are!

 

[sams dad]

......., and housewives offering to pay in kind.

Did you ever take advantage of their offers , Doug?

 

[Early Doors]

Our milkman is an Albion fan. Which is nice.