Middle Names

[Frutos]

As well is known, various celebs have stupid middle names (Bob Primrose Wilson being a famous, or infamous, footballing example), but are there any NSCers out there willing to confess to having a dodgy middle name or names foisted on them by their parents?

 

[User removed 4]

As well is known, various celebs have stupid middle names (Bob Primrose Wilson being a famous, or infamous, footballing example), but are there any NSCers out there willing to confess to having a dodgy middle name or names foisted on them by their parents?

abso f***ing lutely, i use my middle name , its my first name thats a nightmare.

 

[Frutos]

abso f***ing lutely, i use my middle name , its my first name thats a nightmare.

Luckily my parents were (fairly) sane and I have 'normal names' in both cases, but I know plenty of people who have a boring, bog-standard first name but their parents have used the middle name seemingly as an excuse to come up with the weirdest thing they can think of.

 

[The Spanish]

If my name was something really boring and wet like Colin I would consider other options certainly

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I work for a US corporation and we have some pearlers on our internal e-mail, not middle names but stupid nonetheless

Gentlemen I give you

Dwayne Piper and Randy Proudfoot

 

[User removed 4]

Luckily my parents were (fairly) sane and I have 'normal names' in both cases, but I know plenty of people who have a boring, bog-standard first name but their parents have used the middle name seemingly as an excuse to come up with the weirdest thing they can think of.

i was born in the mid sixties , all my mums friends /cousins etc were being given names like grant, warren, bradley etc, and my mum comes up with my f***ing disaster, all through the pregnancy my dad agreed with it then went spare when he found out she had gone ahead and done it ! ( in those days babies were registered at the hospital )

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

abso f***ing lutely, i use my middle name , its my first name thats a nightmare.

Mohammed?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

i was born in the mid sixties , all my mums friends /cousins etc were being given names like grant, warren, bradley etc, and my mum comes up with my f***ing disaster, all through the pregnancy my dad agreed with it then went spare when he found out she had gone ahead and done it ! ( in those days babies were registered at the hospital )

What is it? coonlover?

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Joseph Christopher Edward Benbow

 

[Franks Wild Years]

i was born in the mid sixties , all my mums friends /cousins etc were being given names like grant, warren, bradley etc, and my mum comes up with my f***ing disaster, all through the pregnancy my dad agreed with it then went spare when he found out she had gone ahead and done it ! ( in those days babies were registered at the hospital )

Go on, spill the beans, go on... Pereguin ?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Tarquin?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

What is it? coonlover?

That made me laugh. I reckon its Mohammed.

 

[User removed 4]

four letters, begins with c, thats all you're getting.

 

[Frutos]

four letters, begins with c, thats all you're getting.

Not sure about anyone else, but there's only one four letter word beginning with 'c' that leaps to mind (nothing against bushy, just for some reason it's the only one I can think of), and I truly hope for your sake it isn't that.

 

[Man of Harveys]

If my name was something really boring and wet like Colin I would consider other options certainly

So what is your name, sweetcheeks?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

four letters, begins with c, thats all you're getting.

Coon?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Cock ?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Cock ?

Chip?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Chav ?

 

[dannyboy]

chad