Michelle McManus Arrested

[Happy Seagull]

Michelle McManus was arrested at the airport this morning for drug smuggling offences, apparently her trousers split open and 20 pounds of crack fell out!

 

[Braders]

very good

 

[Beach Hut]

Not funny

 

[bobbyzee]

 

[Trigger]

SORRY, I'M JUST MOPPING UP THE PUDDLE FROM THE FLOOR BENEATH MY CHAIR.

 

[Ernest]

SORRY, I'M JUST MOPPING UP THE PUDDLE FROM THE FLOOR BENEATH MY CHAIR.

Would you give her one Trig ?

 

[Thimble Keegan]

I saw a big (obviously) picture of her at the beach in one of tabloids this week. On closer inspection I saw that she had nice false nails attached...For some strange reason she must think that having lovely hands completely detracts from the fact the rest of her looks like a hippo.

Bloke 1: Look at the size that bird, she is huge!!!

Bloke 2: Steady on mate, she does have nice nails

Bloke 1: Ah yeah mate, you are right...I would not mind sleeping with her now you have pointed that out.

Don't think so, eh?

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Worthing BHA

 

[Ernest]

I saw a big (obviously) picture of her at the beach in one of tabloids this week. On closer inspection I saw that she had nice false nails attached...For some strange reason she must think that having lovely hands completely detracts from the fact the rest of her looks like a hippo.

Bloke 1: Look at the size that bird, she is huge!!!

Bloke 2: Steady on mate, she does have nice nails

Bloke 1: Ah yeah mate, you are right...I would not mind sleeping with here now you have pointed that out.

Don't think so, eh?

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Worthing BHA

But she has a lovely personality

 

[Thimble Keegan]

But she has a lovely personality

You mean "bubbly" as that is the way they describe all large womens personalities.

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Worthing BHA

 

[timco]

What have a fat bird and a moped got in common?

Both give good rides till your mates see you with them.

Boom Boom!

 

[beorhthelm]

but she's a miserable cow too.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

She doesn't even have the saving grace of having a nice personality. Fat, Ugly and Offensive.

 

[Braders]

quite like her new song though!

 

[Zeitgeist]

Well I used to enjoy his bouts with Jackie Pallo on a Saturday afternoon!

 

[Terrace Dandy]

Michelle McManus was arrested at the airport this morning for drug smuggling offences, apparently her trousers split open and 20 pounds of crack fell out!

Why take the piss for? For f*** sake I've seen about 4 female posters on this board who put Michelle to shame. Look at brightonbird now she is big. I mean big.

Now she would take this t heart and so will most of the posters on here but it's f***ing tuff isn't it, You cant go around making fun of other big fat women and defend another big fat woman can you?

Dont take the piss, Its not big and its not clever.

 

[coach03]

Who's Michelle McManus, when she's at home?