METROsexual NO. RETROsexual YES. VOTE NOW.

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Personally I'm FLABBERGASTED that Mendoza only scored a 7, 8 at a push

I was expecting him to reach a 15 out of 10 at least.

I think he FORGOT about following the FAILED XFACTOR contestants (such as Jedward) at the REVENGE and PINK flip flops.

 

[Mendoza]

as I said before, EVERY bloke wants to be gay, just without the cock up their bum.

great dress sense
great hair
great social life
great dancers
friends with LOADS of birds

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

as I said before, EVERY bloke wants to be gay, just without the cock up their bum.

great dress sense
great hair
great social life
great dancers
friends with LOADS of birds

Matter of opinion on 1,2,3,4.

I CONCEDE at 5.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

as I said before, EVERY bloke wants to be gay, just without the cock up their bum.

great dress sense
great hair
great social life
great dancers
friends with LOADS of birds

How depressing would it be to be a gay guy who was RUBBISH at dancing?

Still, at least you'd always have Cilla's number to ring when you needed a shoulder to cry on.

 

[Wilko]

Indeed!!!

So far then Marcus you admit to moisturising tips and a well packed bag full of folded clothes ready for a variety of weathers. Can you tell me where you stand on putting a kiss at the end of texts to male friends?


*Marcusisametro*

 

[Wilko]

To Mykonos, right? Or South Beach?

San Francisco

 

[Wilko]

as I said before, EVERY bloke wants to be gay, just without the cock up their bum.

great dress sense
great hair
great social life
great dancers
friends with LOADS of birds

No nagging wife
Out on the drink/drugs 5 nights a week
Loads of money (normally no family)
Good tan
Still clubbing into their 50's/60's
Have cool little dogs
No strings sex in the bushes


As you say, the only negative is the bum sex and the fact they eat quiche instead of pizza.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

So far then Marcus you admit to moisturising tips and a well packed bag full of folded clothes ready for a variety of weathers. Can you tell me where you stand on putting a kiss at the end of texts to male friends?


*Marcusisametro*

I would NEVER do such a thing.

You obviously have me CONFUSED with someone else.

 

[Safeway]

There seems to be a LOT of confusion on this thread. :safeway

 

[Safeway]

No nagging wife
Out on the drink/drugs 5 nights a week
Loads of money (normally no family)
Good tan
Still clubbing into their 50's/60's
Have cool little dogs
No strings sex in the bushes


As you say, the only negative is the bum sex and the fact they eat quiche instead of pizza.

Me and Rumble always said we'd make a good couple, as long as our willies didn't touch.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

BTW if it's real men you're after come to my house now. I have three blokes refurbishing my windows. They all have sugar in their tea (one of them has 3 (THREE) spoonfulls) AND they have 2 radios on blasting out the football. There's tools everywhere.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

No nagging wife
Out on the drink/drugs 5 nights a week
Loads of money (normally no family)
Good tan
Still clubbing into their 50's/60's
Have cool little dogs
No strings sex in the bushes


As you say, the only negative is the bum sex and the fact they eat quiche instead of pizza.

One of my gay mates eats pizza. He doesnt drink beer though.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

There's tools everywhere.

I hope thats hammers and screwdrivers you are talking about.

 

[brighton_girl87]

My POINT exctly...





You mean this:

http://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/member.php?u=4863

Dont worry we have all seen him TRAWLING OCEANA with his ENTOURAGE (incl a fat sweaty virgin) & leaving empty handed

Think I may delete all of that off my page, now I know how to.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Think I may delete all of that off my page, now I know how to.

seems wise.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Might be a good idea!

 

[Cian]

As you say, the only negative is the bum sex and the fact they eat quiche instead of pizza.

I've spotted Frutos in a Pizza Hut more than once...

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I went to see Rufus Wainwright wearing Vivienne Westwood last night.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I went to see Rufus Wainwright wearing Vivienne Westwood last night.

I saw Buzzer also wearing Vivienne Westwood.

BRIGHT GOLD lettering it was on the the T-Shirt.

Just so we KNEW it was Vivienne Westwood you understand.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I saw Buzzer also wearing Vivienne Westwood.

BRIGHT GOLD lettering it was on the the T-Shirt.

Just so we KNEW it was Vivienne Westwood you understand.

A man of good taste. Mine was a little more subtle, but of equal style I'm sure.

BTW does anyone know where I can purchase Adidas Harvard trainers from these days? They seem to have stopped selling them. I like the slate grey ones but brown will do.