Message to Stewards on Sat

[Lady Whistledown]

Is that hair actually real? Got to be a rug please....

Of course not, it's a smelly old wig that's been washed fewer times than Pompey have paid their creditors.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Someone once made a programme about him- I think it's still on YouTube if you care- and amazingly, he has two children.

What a truly incredible world we live in that there is out there, somewhere, a woman prepared to have sex with THAT. Twice. I bet he wore the outfit

At least her labrador is allowed in shops

 

[Helter]

Us in the West stand are ok as we'll not hear it

 

[Lady Whistledown]

At least her labrador is allowed in shops

He is divorced now though. She dumped him because he cared more about PFC than her. At least that's how he tells it...I'm sure it wasn't anything to do with the fact that he's a fat ugly arsehat who smells of unwashed wig and still sleeps under a Pompey duvet at the age of forty six.

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Us in the West stand are ok as we'll not hear it

In particular because of the monumental amount of NOISE we will be making while STANDING UP in distinctly non-Withdean fashion

 

[Helter]

In particular because of the monumental amount of NOISE we will be making while STANDING UP in distinctly non-Withdean fashion

We'll be only be able to hear ourselves as there'll be a wall of noise coming from our end. Still around 800 seats left for our end but come Thursday and Friday there'll be a stampede for tickets in our end when the word gets out that the West stand will the place to be

 

[Pinkie Brown]

Bizarrely, this freak owns a second hand book & collectables store in posh Petersfield!

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

how many of you that slag him off actually fuckin know him?
i do..and hes a bloody nice bloke. yeah, he looks a bit of a cock when hes at the football,
but in (normal) life hes a fuckin diamond, sort of bloke that'd do anything for a mate.

some of you fuckers make me sick sometimes.

'oooo look at that looney being all loud and that...everyone slags him off so i will too'

fuckin idiots

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

im brighton through and through, but in REAL LIFE (any of you got one?)
hes a good mate

 

[Silent Bob]

how many of you that slag him off actually fuckin know him?
i do..and hes a bloody nice bloke. yeah, he looks a bit of a cock when hes at the football,
but in (normal) life hes a fuckin diamond, sort of bloke that'd do anything for a mate.

some of you fuckers make me sick sometimes.

'oooo look at that looney being all loud and that...everyone slags him off so i will too'

fuckin idiots

I think it's more that hearing him ring a bell for a whole game is f***ing annoying. If he didn't do that, he can dress up like a clown all he wants for all I care.

 

[The Wookiee]

Who would be our equivalent? Atilla ?

 

[Helter]

im brighton through and through, but in REAL LIFE (any of you got one?)
hes a good mate

Do I give a toss? I think he's a cock and if I see him I'll tell him.

 

[Marc1901]

Still around 800 seats left for our end but come Thursday and Friday there'll be a stampede for tickets in our end when the word gets out that the West stand will the place to be

Apparently there will be some Pompey in the West Stand. I'll be in there

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Im afraid I dont remember that but I do remember the stewards taking them off us as we entered. Then on the few that were smuggled in and thrown about the stewards were warning people they could be ejected/banned for "throwing a missile". Certainly Mendoza was warned in such a way.

Didn't they have a word with Mendoza because they thought he was a Muslim so they could legally detain him under the Terrorist Act for throwing a missile ?

 

[Springal]

how many of you that slag him off actually fuckin know him?
i do..and hes a bloody nice bloke. yeah, he looks a bit of a cock when hes at the football,
but in (normal) life hes a fuckin diamond, sort of bloke that'd do anything for a mate.

some of you fuckers make me sick sometimes.

'oooo look at that looney being all loud and that...everyone slags him off so i will too'

fuckin idiots

And I have had to sit next to the stinking, pissed up, loud mouthed twat at an England game before and I have never had a worse experience at football. Absolute cock.

 

[Helter]

Apparently there will be some Pompey in the West Stand. I'll be in there

Good Good. The more the merrier Marcgorry

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

And I have had to sit next to the stinking, pissed up, loud mouthed twat at an England game before and I have never had a worse experience at football. Absolute cock.

in that case you are entitled to think that...my post referred to those who have never met the guy....but still slag him off because everyone else does.
i have already said he is a bit of a cock at football, in fact..he is the first to admit it.
my point is that in real life hes a nice bloke

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Do I give a toss? I think he's a cock and if I see him I'll tell him.

im sure you would fella, im sure you would.
in fact he would probably agree with you

 

[8ace]

Apparently there will be some Pompey in the West Stand. I'll be in there

Apparently there might be a few other visitors as well

 

[somerset]

how many of you that slag him off actually fuckin know him?
i do..and hes a bloody nice bloke. yeah, he looks a bit of a cock when hes at the football,
but in (normal) life hes a fuckin diamond, sort of bloke that'd do anything for a mate.

some of you fuckers make me sick sometimes.

'oooo look at that looney being all loud and that...everyone slags him off so i will too'

fuckin idiots

assssssssss-hoooooooolllle