Message to Quantas Pilot.

[Tooting Gull]

and they do have a gay stewards union -

Those meetings with management must be a bit different. "Don't be so mean, you big brute. Let us have some more money. And we want the mess room painted yellow."

 

[ChutneyStirrer]

I don't know about not having crashed or a gay stewards union but I bet they have never been hijacked as every flight I've taken on QANTAS has had at least a couple of Ozzie Rules sized, very straight looking, hard bastards on them.....