Lady Bracknell
Handbag at Dawn
Surely it'd be much CLASSIER and more welcoming to give away fans Opera Glasses and only charge a penny a look? We could also provide usherettes to escort them to their seats and someone to go round at half time with little tubs of ice cream. In order to create a truly inclusive atmosphere, the South Stand could ensure that visiting supporters are received politely with a standing ovation - the clap that some of them so richly deserve.