**** Me Amber has Caught Another Squirrel

[London Calling]

Following her great catch 3 weeks ago, our cat has caught another squirrel. We really haven't let her out until recently but she's has proved over the last few weeks that she's a top hunter.

She's presently tucking into her starters, squirrel ears!



lc

 

[Rangdo]

I used to have a cat that would catch big rabbits, bring them back to the house, devour the lot then sleep it off for 48 hours. Impressive.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Pictures?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

My white cat called Daisy brings in worms from the back garden, she has also brought in a slow worm before.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Bit different to a squirrel though Kev!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Bit different to a squirrel though Kev!

I know, but my white cat is so cheeky.

 

[Motogull]

What a girl.

She's on a very impressive hat-trick now.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I thought you and your family were strictly vegetarians?

 

[British Bulldog]

The best catch my latest Cat has had to date is a Grasshopper, Brought it into the garden alive & spent the next few hours bouncing round the garden trying to catch it again.

 

[London Calling]

I thought you and your family were strictly vegetarians?

The human family are but Amber has a varied diet ranging from chicken nuggets, tomatoes, bread, pasta, cucumber, melons, she loves melons, and frogs, though we try to stop that divulgence and squirrels.

How are you?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Limes? He he. I'm good thanks. I've got to dash in a bit, but I'll send you a person message.

 

[ali jenkins]

Was it this Squirel?

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=78413


Our cat is so f***ing lazy.

She caught a pidgeon once and braught it into the house, but then fancied a f***ing rest after all har hard work so left the Pidgeon (still alive) trying to fly around my house at 7 in the SODDING morning while she went to sleep!

 

[London Calling]

Limes? He he. I'm good thanks. I've got to dash in a bit, but I'll send you a person message.

Dash? what, where? You posted at 10.45? Last orders or Are you now vampiring ?

Have an good un.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Limes?

On the subject of citrus fruit, has anyone else come across a dog who likes ORANGES as much as our Jack Russell?

 

[Simster]

Well what a coincidence. I was going to bounce the old thread but since this one's on the front page...

Last night, my wife got the shock of her life when she found a dead squirrel under our dining room table. Toby must have brought him in last night. How the f*** he got the squirrel through the cat flap, I don't know but I think he did it in response to the fact we fed him some left over salmon last night instead of his usual tuck - and he was't too impressed.

 

[Pigsy]

My cat has brought in a couple of racing pigeons. I picture some crestfallen Yorkshire man checking his loft every day, whilst weeping for the loss of his prized specimens. Wish she'd caatch a squirrel though, little bastards are making a right mess of the lawn, burying acorns all over it

 

[London Calling]

Well what a coincidence. I was going to bounce the old thread but since this one's on the front page...

Last night, my wife got the shock of her life when she found a dead squirrel under our dining room table. Toby must have brought him in last night. How the f*** he got the squirrel through the cat flap, I don't know but I think he did it in response to the fact we fed him some left over salmon last night instead of his usual tuck - and he was't too impressed.

Well done Toby, Amber passes on her regards