Cheeky Monkey
Well-known member
- Jul 17, 2003
- 23,616
Everyone please look at me, I know something really really exciting and definitely true, it will blow your minds...........but I cant tell you what it is also the person that told me in top secret confidence is ............well I cant tell you that either but I bet you are all excited of my news and jealous I know something!!!!
You absolute bastard Surrey_Albion, you've only gone and got yourself an exclusive scoop about a ground-breaking surgical operation to graft Michael Owen onto CMS then adding on Ron Jeremy's todger as a fifth leg to give us the most potent attacker in the Championship this coming season! You 'look at me' wanker! Grrrrrrrr!