The Clown of Pevensey Bay
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with Leicester’s defeat against Manchester U. We are in the Premier League next year.
Our first post Pascal survival.
30 points behind us, 27 to play forAre you sure ? I need to make a nervous check
You mean, you mean, I can relax now ?30 points behind us, 27 to play for![]()
You mean, you mean, I can relax now ?
Unclench your buttocks and crack open the champagne.
Don't crack open the champagne with your buttocks, I mean. Use your hands.
Too late, The upward pressure and trajectory of the cork means I'll have to celebrate in A & E.Unclench your buttocks and crack open the champagne.
Don't crack open the champagne with your buttocks, I mean. Use your hands.
Yes, yes you can. The only potential relegation we have to concern ourselves about now is Sussex in the county championship.You mean, you mean, I can relax now ?
All you need to do is loosen the wire cork wrapper.
(I just had a sudden vision of @Eeyore 's fedora being blown of his shaven head by an ill-curated champagne-liberation incident)
I'm clinging to the ease of Worcester's and Durham's seasons last year. It will be hard though.Yes, yes you can. The only relegation we have to concern ourselves about now is Sussex in the county championship.
Do a 'Worcester' and not a 'Kent' is my positive thinking.I'm clinging to the ease of Worcester's and Durham's seasons last year. It will be hard though.
Unclench your buttocks and crack open the champagne.
At least it's not a ferret. They weren't having the 'Albion just got promoted to the Premier League and I fell on Amos having celebrated whilst just out of the shower' line. Most embarrassing evening was that.And he'll get to A&E and tell them he was just trying to open a bottle of champagne with his buttocks and "that's how the cork ended up there, nurse", and they'll nod in a poker faced manner and go "Uh-huh, OK" like they do with all such admissions.