[Albion] Mathematically safe

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

with Leicester’s defeat against Manchester U. We are in the Premier League next year.

 

[Mustafa II]

 

[Stato]

Our first post Pascal survival.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Our first post Pascal survival.

Imagine that!

 

[Eeyore]

Are you sure ? I need to make a nervous check

 

[GT49er]

[Football] - Teams that can’t catch us. LIVE

It was, believe it or not, Forest last season with a mere 32 points. (6 points clear of Luton in 18th) Luton only getting 7 points from their last 17 was criminal last season. 14 from 17 would've kept them up and that is still comfortably below the usually needed ppg to stay up.

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[Lady Whistledown]

Are you sure ? I need to make a nervous check

30 points behind us, 27 to play for

 

[Eeyore]

30 points behind us, 27 to play for

You mean, you mean, I can relax now ?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

You mean, you mean, I can relax now ?

Unclench your buttocks and crack open the champagne.

Don't crack open the champagne with your buttocks, I mean. Use your hands.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Unclench your buttocks and crack open the champagne.

Don't crack open the champagne with your buttocks, I mean. Use your hands.

All you need to do is loosen the wire cork wrapper.

(I just had a sudden vision of @Eeyore 's fedora being blown of his shaven head by an ill-curated champagne-liberation incident )

 

[Eeyore]

Unclench your buttocks and crack open the champagne.

Don't crack open the champagne with your buttocks, I mean. Use your hands.

Too late, The upward pressure and trajectory of the cork means I'll have to celebrate in A & E.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Looking at the state of the clubs in the bottom 3 I think we clinched survival back in October.

 

[ManOfSussex]

You mean, you mean, I can relax now ?

Yes, yes you can. The only potential relegation we have to concern ourselves about now is Sussex in the county championship.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

All you need to do is loosen the wire cork wrapper.

(I just had a sudden vision of @Eeyore 's fedora being blown of his shaven head by an ill-curated champagne-liberation incident )

And he'll get to A&E and tell them he was just trying to open a bottle of champagne with his buttocks and "that's how the cork ended up there, nurse", and they'll nod in a poker faced manner and go "Uh-huh, OK" like they do with all such admissions.

 

[Eeyore]

Yes, yes you can. The only relegation we have to concern ourselves about now is Sussex in the county championship.

I'm clinging to the ease of Worcester's and Durham's seasons last year. It will be hard though.

 

[ManOfSussex]

I'm clinging to the ease of Worcester's and Durham's seasons last year. It will be hard though.

Do a 'Worcester' and not a 'Kent' is my positive thinking.

 

[Bozza]

That's it then - the season's over.

The players are going to be on the beach.

I'm not sure i can be arsed with any more games - see you all in August.

 

[Triggaaar]

Unclench your buttocks and crack open the champagne.

Prepare yourself @Eeyore , the lady's bringing a strap-on.

 

[Eeyore]

And he'll get to A&E and tell them he was just trying to open a bottle of champagne with his buttocks and "that's how the cork ended up there, nurse", and they'll nod in a poker faced manner and go "Uh-huh, OK" like they do with all such admissions.

At least it's not a ferret. They weren't having the 'Albion just got promoted to the Premier League and I fell on Amos having celebrated whilst just out of the shower' line. Most embarrassing evening was that.

 

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