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[Albion] Mathematically safe







Mustafa II

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Eeyore

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Are you sure ? I need to make a nervous check
 






Lady Whistledown

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Lady Whistledown

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You mean, you mean, I can relax now ?

Unclench your buttocks and crack open the champagne.

Don't crack open the champagne with your buttocks, I mean. Use your hands.
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

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Unclench your buttocks and crack open the champagne.

Don't crack open the champagne with your buttocks, I mean. Use your hands.
:lolol:

All you need to do is loosen the wire cork wrapper.

(I just had a sudden vision of @Eeyore 's fedora being blown of his shaven head by an ill-curated champagne-liberation incident :ohmy: )
 










Lady Whistledown

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:lolol:

All you need to do is loosen the wire cork wrapper.

(I just had a sudden vision of @Eeyore 's fedora being blown of his shaven head by an ill-curated champagne-liberation incident :ohmy: )

And he'll get to A&E and tell them he was just trying to open a bottle of champagne with his buttocks and "that's how the cork ended up there, nurse", and they'll nod in a poker faced manner and go "Uh-huh, OK" like they do with all such admissions.
 




Eeyore

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Yes, yes you can. The only relegation we have to concern ourselves about now is Sussex in the county championship.
I'm clinging to the ease of Worcester's and Durham's seasons last year. It will be hard though.
 










Eeyore

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And he'll get to A&E and tell them he was just trying to open a bottle of champagne with his buttocks and "that's how the cork ended up there, nurse", and they'll nod in a poker faced manner and go "Uh-huh, OK" like they do with all such admissions.
At least it's not a ferret. They weren't having the 'Albion just got promoted to the Premier League and I fell on Amos having celebrated whilst just out of the shower' line. Most embarrassing evening was that.
 




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