Masturbating Dogs

[Dr Q]

We had a woman use our older male dog as stud to her bitch, and as the two were "novices" (I don't want to use the word virgins!!), the woman had to try and guide our dog in whilst he was on top of the bitch. My missus steadied him, whilst I held the bitchs headto stop her turning and biting him which is common. Anyway, the woman had trouble getting him "in" and being a bit too eager he shot his wad in her hand, and she ended up with quiet a handful.

The second night we tried, she'd been advised to apply some KY Jelly, as that would assist the entry problems. She got really embarressed buying it, and blurted out to the shop assistant "its for my dog!", without thinking that that sounded even wierder!

Being eye to eye with my dog whilst he was grunting away has given us quite a bond!!

 

[Lush]

Ah, isn't nature wonderful?

 

[bristolseagull]

A friend of mine from school fingered his cat once....

 

[biggles]

aaarrrrhhh zootube365 , the good old days

 

[hopper_182]

A friend of mine from school fingered his cat once....

That is mental...

 

[clapham_gull]

I'm not advocating "relations" with animals, but I've never understood why the courts get so worked up about it or the fact it's a criminal offence at all.

We put animals in cages so they can't turn round, the pathetic life they endure sitting in their own excrement is quickly ended after they've given birth so the next round of torture can being.

We make them chase round a track for money and shoot them when they can't do it anymore.

All this in the name of bacon and entertainment.

However, when some lonely soul decided to give 'em a bit of lovin' a witch hunt starts.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I hadn't thought about it like that before. You make a lot of sense.

If anything sex is far more natural than caging and destruction.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Happens a bit in the greyhound industry with stud dogs.

If the bitch won't let the dog mount her the stud master will jerk the dog off and artificially inseminate her.

Also do it when they want to freeze some semen straws.

 

[Billy the Fish]

We had a woman use our older male dog as stud to her bitch, and as the two were "novices" (I don't want to use the word virgins!!), the woman had to try and guide our dog in whilst he was on top of the bitch. My missus steadied him, whilst I held the bitchs headto stop her turning and biting him which is common. Anyway, the woman had trouble getting him "in" and being a bit too eager he shot his wad in her hand, and she ended up with quiet a handful.

The second night we tried, she'd been advised to apply some KY Jelly, as that would assist the entry problems. She got really embarressed buying it, and blurted out to the shop assistant "its for my dog!", without thinking that that sounded even wierder!

Being eye to eye with my dog whilst he was grunting away has given us quite a bond!!

So you gang raped a dog

 

[Dr Q]