*Massive TEAM news for tomorrow (defender RETURNS after ban)

[Ernest]

No EXTRA sausage?

My cholesterol levels are getting too high so I have had to sacrifice the joys of an extra sausage

 

[skipper734]

Every time I read a mention of the Guy in the GINGER SYRUP, and other descriptions for some reason I flash to SNATCH and the NEMESIS speech by BRICKTOP. Is this him, I think he used to be a COPPER and he keeps PIGS. Maybe this is where the BACON in the 1901 CLUB comes from!

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[MattBackHome]

Finally the truth about Ken Brown surfaces.

 

[LadySeagull]

Only on NSC could we have such a REVEALING thread to look forward to EVERY week...other teams' forums MUST be sooo jealous of OUR inside SAUCE.

 

[John Bumlick]

will the SAUCE be uncovered cum season end?

i know this says more about me than it does you, but i read that as 'will your sauce be covered in cum at season end?'

 

[7:18]

Found this one more humurous than the most!

 

[wehatepalace]

Every time I see one, I get a craving to slit my wrists

Why open the thread then ?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Every time I see one, I get a craving to slit my wrists

Carry-on Ernest