Marry, Shag OR Kill?

[Robot Chicken]

We've all played that classic game Marry, Shag and Kill...well now it's online:

http://kineticnorth.com/MarryShagKill

Some great other links including

Star Trek Voyager Plot Generator

Random Insult Generator (NSFW)

Random Joke Generator (NSFW)

Tourette Syndrome Simulator (NSFW)

Technical Information (NSFW)

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I'm a piss-stained wank-f***ing mongoloid chuffer

 

[seagully]

rat-infested spunk-bubble-felching gaylord felcher

 

[Gully]

Some bloody random humour there, not much of it even remotely funny, though this did make me chuckle:

A lesbian, a lesbian and a jew go into a web development company. The spastic says 'What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?' and the lesbian says 'Me in my lucky blue coat'

 

[Basil Fawlty]

brain-dead mongoloid-chugging fucktard guzzler

 

[Kent Seagull]

This ones good, NSFW

http://kineticnorth.com/KyliesMimsy/

 

[Al Bion]

I'm a stinking corpse-wanking pig shitter

 

[Rangdo]

Description of the Queen Mother: "Apparently she was "beautiful up close". Which is fortunate because from a distance she looked like a drunken senile old witch with rotten teeth."