Marriage, Six months and 1 night the choice is yours

[Marc]

Marriage - Rachel Stevens, also be able to live off her earnings!

6 Months - Dirty Christina Aguileeriearaeera whatever her surname is

1 Night - Kylie, just to get my brown wings on that beautiful arse

 

[LEWES CLIFF]

Lifetime-anyone who loves sex ,football,cleaning,cooking.
6months -anyone who loves sex and cooking
1 night-anyone who loves sex.

 

[southwickseagull]

One night Sarah Watts. f*** long term, I'm off to watch The Albion.

 

[Mr C]

Now of course wouldn't it be great if you could find a woman who fitted all three categories all at once......?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I'd make love to Gareth Barry.
But i'd f*** Juan Pablo Angel.

You must have been drooling over the denim-clad, white t-shirt wearing, chisel-jawed Barry on Saturday's Football Focus then MB, although sitting alongside that short-arsed character out of Lord of the Rings Hendry would make anyone look tasty.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

[No message]

 

[Hungry Joe]

ahhhhhh how sweet

Thanks caz, I thought so.

 

[MattBackHome]

Fuckin Cheryl Tweedy would take it right up the shitpipe, the racist slag. I reckon I'd stuff the nuts in as well.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

marry - braders -
6 months - sam
one night - toad he lets you do anything including making your own holes

 

[Kaney]

Marry - Kirsty Gallacher
6 Months - Rachel Stevens
1 Night - Michael Jackson, I mean Anna Kournikova

 

[Albion Edd]

Marry: Keira Knightley
6 months: Lindsay Lohan
1 night: Christina Aguilera

 

[bhafc99]

Awaiting Gunter's contribution to this thread with interest....

 

[Marshy]

1 night - Beyonce

6 months - Zora Sulaman

Lifetime - Fearne Cotton

 

[caz99]

marry george clooney

6 months brad pitt

1 night - colin farrell cos i think hes filthy

 

[Lammy]

Lifetime = My wife
Six Months = My wife
One Night Stand = My wife

 

[maffew]

It can be very awkard answering these threads when you know your brother and auntie read the site..

1 Night - Biscuits auntie

edit: only joking

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

marry george clooney

6 months brad pitt

1 night - colin farrell cos i think hes filthy

good choices, i forgot about clooney and farrell!!