Marriage, Six months and 1 night the choice is yours

[kalinski]

If you could pick a woman to spend the rest of your life with, or the next six months or a one night stand with who would you pick?

Lifetime = Susan Sarandon bright, politically interesting and a fox!
Six Months = Angelina Joelie – for a wild six months, but no longer as she is mad
one night stand = Madonna because she is filth

Obviously, lady NSC'ers pick your men

 

[Knightsworld]

lifetime: Natalie Portman (she's lovely, grow old together)
6 Months: Helen Hunt (Would get fed up with the press intrusions)
1 night: Lucy Pinder (just to explain to the wife what sex should be about )

 

[JJ McClure]

Marry - Liz McLarnon (Atomic Kitten)
Six Month Fling - Cheryl Tweedy
One Night Bed Buster - Angelina Jolie

 

[CHAPPERS]

One night stand - Christina Aguilera. Filthy as you like and would blatantly do absolutely anything you wanted.

Six months - Angelina Jolie. Was a toss up between her and my Marriage lady. She'd only get 6 months because she might go completely bonkers at any point but I reckon the ride you'd get for 6 months would be a right laugh. Plus she's f***ing fit.

Marriage - Natalie Imbruglia. Absolutely incredible. She's gorgeous and seems like a well nice person, plus you could move to Australia and live the last few years of your life together in a little house by the sea.

 

[kalinski]

Natalie Imbruglia can't believe i forgot her!!!! can i change?

 

[JJ McClure]

Natalie Imbruglia can't believe i forgot her!!!! can i change?

Too late she's just married Chappers!

 

[Meade's Ball]

Marry: Barry from Eastenders. He's well gullible and i'd totally take his money and maybe throw him down a Scottish mountain whilst making love to the more exciting, sexy Paul, who has now disappeared, but might be back.
6 months: Queen Elizabeth. For obvious reasons.
One night stand: Oprah Winfrey.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Marriage - my girlfriend

6 months - my girlfriend on a World cruise with money to burn

1 night - my girlfriend, her best friend, several bottles of Champers, a load of Columbian Grade A disco-shit, bottles of poppers, various toys and uniforms and a high resolution handycam.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Marry: Barry from Eastenders. He's well gullible and i'd totally take his money and maybe throw him down a Scottish mountain whilst making love to the more exciting, sexy Paul, who has now disappeared, but might be back.

 

[bhafc99]

ONE NIGHT: Nadine Coyle from Girls Aloud.
Couldn't take the B-list celebrity media hype that would go with a relationship, but she so needs a good seeing-to.
[Close runner-up: Maria Sharapova. At 17 she's possibly still a virgin, and has legs up to here. But the lack of English conversation and relentless tennis practice would preclude anything more than deflowering.]

SIX MONTHS: Holly Willoughby, who presents Ministry of Mayhem on Saturday Kids TV.
Looks like she'd be fun to spend time with, probably filthy in bed, and she's a Brighton girl as well.
[Close runner-up: Nadine Coyle from Girls Aloud. It's no good. Having had that one night, I have to have more.]

MARRY: Kym Valentine, who plays Libby in Neighbours.
Not one of my all time fantasies (hello Nadine) and means I miss out on some of the more obvious choices (Kylie etc), but... I figure she'd leave Neighbours for me, is about the right age to start a family and we could live happily ever after in Australia without all that "B-list celebrity media hype".
[Close runner-up. Don't get one. Marriage is for life.]


(Query: not that she'd ever be anywhere near my list, but do people who pick J-Lo as their marry option get another nomination on top of that, seeing as her marriages generally last less than six months?)

 

[Biscuit]

It can be very awkard answering these threads when you know your brother and auntie read the site..

 

[Everest]

Marry - my wife
6 months - my wife
1 night - my mother-outlaw, just to finish the old witch off.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Marry - Orlando Bloom, because he's gorgeous, talented, rich and, well, gorgeous really

6 months - Brad Pitt, because he's gorgeous, seems like a sweet guy, but he'll run off with Angelina Joli once MAX has finished with her

One Night Stand - Johnny Wilkinson, he's strong, has a beautiful smile, but is quite short so it wouldnt work in a going out shopping way that anything more than a night relationship needs.

 

[Hungry Joe]

It's one of the few things my girlfriend and I agree on that we'd both do Orlando. I'd make him dress up as Legolas though.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

It's one of the few things my girlfriend and I agree on that we'd both do Orlando. I'd make him dress up as Legolas though.

I'd prefer the Troy outfit

 

[Hungry Joe]

I'd prefer the Troy outfit

That's exactly what Sarah said.

 

[Citrus]

Lifetime - Alicia Silverstone

6 months - Catherine Zeta-Jones

1 night - Cheryl Tweedy

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'd make love to Gareth Barry.
But i'd f*** Juan Pablo Angel.

 

[Lokki 7]

Marry: Barry from Eastenders. He's well gullible and i'd totally take his money and maybe throw him down a Scottish mountain whilst making love to the more exciting, sexy Paul, who has now disappeared, but might be back.

You really are on fire today

 

[caz99]

Marriage - my girlfriend

6 months - my girlfriend on a World cruise with money to burn

1 night - my girlfriend, her best friend, several bottles of Champers, a load of Columbian Grade A disco-shit, bottles of poppers, various toys and uniforms and a high resolution handycam.

ahhhhhh how sweet