[Albion] Marc Cucurella *Signed For Chelsea 05/08/2022*

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

When Cucurella has his obligatory kit photo shoot, hope he does a better job of it than Cornet for Burnley. Think he’s signed for Umbro

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That is priceless.

Cornet? O I screamed with laughter!


TNBA

TF

 

[schmunk]

Not to mention how happy he looks about it!!

Presumably taken just after he arrived in Burnley...

 

[um bongo molongo]

When Cucurella has his obligatory kit photo shoot, hope he does a better job of it than Cornet for Burnley. Think he’s signed for Umbro

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That is brilliant!

 

[Bladders]

That is brilliant!

Just need him to kiss the Umbro badge when he scores


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[One Teddy Maybank]

When Cucurella has his obligatory kit photo shoot, hope he does a better job of it than Cornet for Burnley. Think he’s signed for Umbro

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Brilliant……

 

[Hugo Rune]

Marc Cucurella

When Cucurella has his obligatory kit photo shoot, hope he does a better job of it than Cornet for Burnley. Think he’s signed for Umbro

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“Maxwell, will you point at t’ ****ing badge instead of the manufacturer logo!”

“Non. I ave just seen ze highlights of ze Leeds game and you ****z boo ze knee. Do you not understand it is a gesture to support anti-racism?”

“Just point to the ****ing badge and shut up, we don’t pay you to have an opinion, I told Sean not to sign a player from abroad, it never works for us”.

“And when I landed in England, you did my medical in London, sent me on a bus top tour of ze city and I thought I’d finally arrived at a proper big football team but zen suddenly, I left London having been sent in a time machine back to ze 70s!”

“Look, you’re obviously not going to point to our badge for the photo shoot so it’s time for you to meet Mr Mee and Mr Tarkowski. They are going to show you the way things go up t’north”.

 

[Doc Lynam]

When Cucurella has his obligatory kit photo shoot, hope he does a better job of it than Cornet for Burnley. Think he’s signed for Umbro

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Apart from the Umbro badge why have you signed for Burnley?

“For the multi cultural people.”

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Our very own Florence

 

[Acker79]

I hope Maupay doesn't chase him off, thinking Guendouzi has come for a bit of afters...

 

[saafend_seagull]

I hope Maupay doesn't chase him off, thinking Guendouzi has come for a bit of afters...

Funnily enough the Spanish think cucho is a total nutcase. Met some deportivo season ticket holders and they said he is far worse than andone in terms of how mad he is


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[Tony Towner's Fridge]

I hope Maupay doesn't chase him off, thinking Guendouzi has come for a bit of afters...

Brilliant. I thought it was ‘The Greyhound’?

TNBA

TTF

 

[Motogull]

Funnily enough the Spanish think cucho is a total nutcase. Met some deportivo season ticket holders and they said he is far worse than andone in terms of how mad he is

Excellent!

 

[vegster]

Funnily enough the Spanish think cucho is a total nutcase. Met some deportivo season ticket holders and they said he is far worse than andone in terms of how mad he is


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No doubt everyone here will jump aboard and puff him as a new Vicente. Why do we always fall for for this guff ? We have a history of " Next Big Things" that invariably become long term injury cases or benchwarmers destined to be shipped back out without ever fulfilling their potential although their agents do.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Keep it under your hat but the agent confirmed they’re heading to Brighton

Did you ask him for a selfie !

 

[Icy Gull]

No doubt everyone here will jump aboard and puff him as a new Vicente. Why do we always fall for for this guff ? We have a history of " Next Big Things" that invariably become long term injury cases or benchwarmers destined to be shipped back out without ever fulfilling their potential although their agents do.

This one was in the Olympic final and has played for Spain and is young, I suggest the potential is immense. Another Vicente? Nah we’ll never have a player that good in his prime

It’s not like we are overladen with LBs is it?

If he’s a pequeno shithouse, all the better!,

 

[jimhigham]

Did you ask him for a selfie !

Afraid not. We get a very firm bollocking for that sort of thing. In fact, I shouldn't have done any of this today. But it's the Albion and I got all excited.

 

[vegster]

Keep it under your hat but the agent confirmed they’re heading to Brighton

Lets hope he's not coming on a beaten up Cessna that failed it's MOT last week piloted by an overweight Greek taxi driver with a cocaine habit and an irregular heart rhythm.

 

[vegster]

This one was in the Olympic final and has played for Spain and is young, I suggest the potential is immense. Another Vicente? Nah we’ll never have a player that good in his prime

It’s not like we are overladen with LBs is it?

If he’s a pequeno shithouse, all the better!,

Was that the Olympic or Paralympic final ?

 

[BluesRockDJ]

Was that the Olympic or Paralympic final ?

Not funny !

 

[Gabbafella]

Apparently that Fabrizio Romano fella saying the deal has been completed. About 4hrs ago on his Twitter feed.
Tried posting a link but got some warning about being blocked on here.