Manchester weather

[Les Biehn]

Are you hoping to BIFF Michelle Marsh whilst in Oldham Les? I understand she has a slot free in October 2008, according to local info

I'm not sure the young lady I will be visiting will be to chuffed about that. Plus she is very lovely in her own right so I have no need for Marsh.

*there is a ping as Les's penis turns into a minge.*

 

[Les Biehn]

If you're going to Oldham, it will be shite regardless of the weather.

Correct, it is quite the shit hole.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Will you be in shorts?

Have to say that, for the brief period I bothered getting dressed yesterday, as non-work attire goes, I wore jeans instead of shorts for the first time since about May

Shortastic tomorrow, it is still summer, even if it is raining...

 

[El Presidente]

I'm not sure the young lady I will be visiting will be to chuffed about that. Plus she is very lovely in her own right so I have no need for Marsh.

The good thing about Manchester Bird's Les is that they are ALWAYS up for it, and very experimental. Mrs EP is from Rochdale, so I should know!

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Shortastic tomorrow, it is still summer, even if it is raining...

Not forgetting the old addage that shorts will dry quicker if you get soaked.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Not forgetting the old addage that shorts will dry quicker if you get soaked.

Planning on pissing yourself then?

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Planning on pissing yourself then?

Who do you think I am, Canning

Being in a fit state to go will be a start

 

[Leekbrookgull]

E/P always liked going to Spotland, don't know why just one of those grounds never even seen us do better than a draw. Mind you i was there in 96,when Bellotti was targetted.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Who do you think I am, Canning

Being in a fit state to go will be a start

Still in a window licking state then?

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Anyway, back to the purpose of this thread...

What's the weather like in Hove? It's absolutely pissing down here in Scumhampton, which will at least completely bugger up the game at the Rose Bowl, so it not all bad!!

 

[Les Biehn]

The good thing about Manchester Bird's Les is that they are ALWAYS up for it, and very experimental. Mrs EP is from Rochdale, so I should know!

My mate went out with a bird from Rochdale and she was a right filth monkey.

I had the easiest pull ever in Manchester once. I was in a club and this rather tasty bird pulled the peak of my cap so I turned round to her and said 'what are we doing now, going back to yours'. She said 'yeah'. 40mins later after minimal conversation I was doing her up the wrongen. Sweet.

 

[Braders]

i thought it was all SOOOOOOONSHINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE up there?

 

[Timbo]

Start delayed due to rain

 

[El Presidente]

I had the easiest pull ever in Manchester once. I was in a club and this rather tasty bird pulled the peak of my cap so I turned round to her and said 'what are we doing now, going back to yours'. She said 'yeah'. 40mins later after minimal conversation I was doing her up the wrongen. Sweet.

There is no such thing as a wrongen in Manchester

FACT!

 

[Northstander]

I live in castlefield locks in a playboy pad and its fooking shiiiite in Madchester!!!!

We want sooom sooonshiiiiiiiine!

 

[Moshe Gariani]

http://www.apraze.com/lancs/lccc.htm

 

[Easy 10]

I was in a club and this rather tasty bird pulled the peak of my cap

You were wearing a CAP in a club ?
Please tell me it wasn't Burberry.

 

[Les Biehn]

You were wearing a CAP in a club ?
Please tell me it wasn't Burberry.

No, a truckers cap in an indie club. I looked the shizow!