Manchester City to Bring 24 Dignitaries to the Cup Game

[Mendoza]

Will that mean some deserving people will miss out on a ticket? Where will we fit them all? Will they be satisfied with our Lambrini, Jaffa Cake and Tuna vol au vent buffet? Will they be happy with their unique open air, executive "box"? Will it rain? Will they be impressed by Gullys Girls and try to buy them for £27.2million? Will they pick Jake Robinson Man of the Match?

So much to consider - Questions Questions ??

 

[Titanic]

I think we should just come straight out with the begging bowls and ask them for loads of CASH!!

 

[Titanic]

and keep Harty under wraps!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

and keep Harty under wraps!

Perhaps we can get one of th dignitaries on the phone-in.

 

[Easy 10]

Why don't we ALL go along to the game wearing tea-towels on our heads ? In honour of them, like.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Personally it might be a good thing. Who knows one of them may want to spend shit loads of cash on us!

 

[Mendoza]

Personally it might be a good thing. Who knows one of them may want to spend shit loads of cash on us!

We can latch on to the runt of the litter, the poor one, you know the one they dont really like because he has only earned £2.3billion of the 500

 

[Titanic]

Good plan! Perhaps we should find out his name... and chant it incessantly throughout the game?

 

[Titanic]

All we are saying... is give us some CASH!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Gully's Girls should be on hand for their every whim and I hope that the caterers will switch to Halal meat in honour of the dignitaries. Obviously the pre-match music will have to be changed.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

We can latch on to the runt of the litter, the poor one, you know the one they dont really like because he has only earned £2.3billion of the 500

Would that be the one with the dirty teatowel because he cant afford a new one?

 

[Buzzer]

What chants could we start

Who ate all the koftis
You fatwa bastard
Does your mullah know you're here
Going down with the price of petrol
You're gentile and you know you are
The wheels on your tent go round and round

 

[Barrel of Fun]

$120 (bucks) you're havin' a laugh.

 

[Superphil]

Good plan! Perhaps we should find out his name... and chant it incessantly throughout the game?

How about we chant anything incessantly throughout the game

 

[Eggmundo]

Well I hope they bloody well pay for their tickets

 

[Harty]

Why don't we ALL go along to the game wearing tea-towels on our heads ? In honour of them, like.

Top idea.

And perhaps flog the Ferret at half time for alleged lewd behaviour, just to make them feel at home.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'm wondering how far City's new Saudi owners will go to impose their beliefs on the club.

Is there any chance of women being banned from attending their games?

 

[Easy 10]

Top idea.

And perhaps flog the Ferret at half time for alleged lewd behaviour, just to make them feel at home.

"Flog the ferret ?"
Thats an interesting euphemism Harty.

 

[Buzzer]

Won't someone think of the poor bacon baguettes?

 

[goldstone]

And it's Ramadan so the muslims among them will be fasting until sunset.