……………..had an amazing trip where time went backwards, I could “feel” the heat of fags, matches and all of the women turned into werewolves wearing suspenders……………………………………………the girlfriend at the time was not totally amused as I letched like the hound dog I had become.
In your alternate, magic, acid upside-down world you are married. In this world, the real world, you wed a bison called Floella. And yes, the two of you are very happy.