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The Auditor

New member
Sep 30, 2004
2,764
Villiers Terrace
face front you got the future
shining like a piece of gold
but I swear as we get closer
it looks more like a lump of coal
 


Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised
Aug 5, 2003
14,117
The democratic and free EU
I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert
But I can live and breathe and see the sun in wintertime



Not only the best lyric ever, but also a mantra to live by.
 




Level 42

Gecko
Aug 14, 2003
209
Southwick
I want you more,
I want you so much more.......
And I want you more
Than an ice cream cone
More than a hungry dog
Wants a bone
Duty free fags
Or a carton of wine
More than a pint after closing time
 


TrevorDove

Member
Jan 4, 2004
739
Brighton
Lord of the standard, lord of the landlords
I've been living on the shores of the canyon
pretty girls and ugly guys
twisted dreams and purple skies
back to basics - forward to basics
norms are daytrips - minds are brain-tripped
what's the main lick?
what's the main trip?
-it's like this

For all my fella's that sip the Stellas,
DJ's, Grafters, and drug sellers
To the geeks there's no need to be jealous
we're just doin' our thing

If I had the time then i'd spend a little more with you
and if I had a hundred million then i'd probably give half to you
 


Kaney

Banned
Feb 11, 2004
1,742
Brighton
tommy boy said:
down down down

down down

down down

down down down

down down

down down

down down

down down down down down down down down down down down down down

Title/Artist please :wave:
 






The Auditor

New member
Sep 30, 2004
2,764
Villiers Terrace
Southwick Seagull said:
I want you more,
I want you so much more.......
And I want you more
Than an ice cream cone
More than a hungry dog
Wants a bone
Duty free fags
Or a carton of wine
More than a pint after closing time

The Saw Doctors ?
 


Hampden Park

Ex R.N.
Oct 7, 2003
4,993
Look at you - you're a pageant
You're everything - that I've imagined
Somethings wrong - I feel uneasy
You show me - tell me you're not teasin'
 
















E

enigma

Guest
You were never shit, your mother should have swallowed you.

Big L

R.I.P.
 


SussexSpur

New member
Jan 24, 2004
1,696
Finchley
Just one of many lyrical masterpieces from the genius Ray Douglas Davies...

(Albeit with a slightly unPC opening...)

Who cares if you're Jewish,
And your breath smells of garlic,
And your nose is a shiny red light.
To me you are gorgeous,
And everything's right,
When I turn off the living room light.

Your clothes are old-fashioned,
Your knuckles are bony,
Your hair looks a terrible sight.
But I don't have to see you,
The way that you are,
When I turn off the living room light.
When I turn off the living room light.
I don't have to see you,
The way that you are,
When I turn off the living room light.

Well it's not that you are ugly,
And I'm not being cruel,
It helps me to relax, dear,
It helps to keep me cool.
Now I am not intending,
To make you feel ashamed,
What's wrong in me pretending?
'Cause you can't help being plain.

Your nose may be bulbous,
Your face may be spotty,
Your skin may be wrinkled and tight.
But I don't want to see you,
The way that you are,
So I turn off the living room light.

We don't feel so ugly,
We don't feel so draggy,
We don't feel so twisted up tight.
And we don't feel as ugly as we really are,
When we turn off the living room light.
When we turn off the living room light.
We don't feel as ugly as we really are,
When we turn off the living room light.
 




bhafc99

Well-known member
Oct 14, 2003
7,343
Dubai
Trufflehound said:
I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert
But I can live and breathe and see the sun in wintertime



Not only the best lyric ever, but also a mantra to live by.

Shame the guy who wrote it topped himself then!
 


On the Left Wing

KIT NAPIER
Oct 9, 2003
7,094
Wolverhampton
Einstein, disguised as Robin Hood
With his memories in a trunk
Passed this way an hour ago
With his friend, a jealous monk
He looked so immaculately frightful
As he bummed a cigarette
Then he went off sniffing drainpipes
And reciting the alphabet
Now you would not think to look at him
But he was famous long ago
For playing the electric violin
On Desolation Row
 


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