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[Buzzer]

I sat next to Michael Portillo on a Northern Line tube from Embankment to Leicester Square today. He looked genuine but didn't ask me to smash in his back doors.

 

[brakespear]

I sat next to Michael Portillo on a Northern Line tube from Embankment to Leicester Square today. He looked genuine but didn't ask me to smash in his back doors.

Secretly I really wanted you to though....oh wait, shit...