lua-lua will tear you apart again .

[Brighton M]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JywK_5bT8z0


"Oh LUALUA der der der der der der"

 

[albertbilbert]

Even as simple as New York, New York, but replace the New Yorks with Lua Luas.

Plus you could do a left side/ right side thing with it.

 

[Sheebo]

I don't think it fits either?!

Kazenga zenga zenga zenga zenga LuaLua
He's f***ing faaast
He's f***ing faaast

does though (cama chameleon)

 

[bristolseagull]

Doesn't really scan?

Love will tear us apart
Giggs will tear you apart
Swann will tear you apart
LuaLua will tear you apart

His name has too many syllables by one.

you mean like, two? well done- but are you ever so slightly retarded?

it fits perfectly...

Luaaaaaaaa, luaaa will tear you apart, again.

 

[Gazwag]

"Hey Baby"

Kaaaaaaaaaaaazengaaa LUA LUA
Your gonna puuuuuuutttt it in the net for me

 

[bhafc99]

If we sing this does it mean we have been promoted to the joy division? I'll get my coat.

Which presumably in this case is a long trenchcoat with turned-up collar?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

CLEARLY the ONLY option is to take Kesha's 'We are who we are' and ADAPT.

We got him from newcast-all all all all all allll
He's bloody quick with the ball ball ball ball ball ballll
He's the fastest player by far far far far far farrrr
His name is Kazenga Lua luaaaa

Poyet turn it up up up up up
Poyet turn it up up up up
Brighton turn it up up up up
Brighton turn it up up up up

 

[BHseagull]

Doesn't really scan?

Love will tear us apart
Giggs will tear you apart
Swann will tear you apart
LuaLua will tear you apart

His name has too many syllables by one.

You are forgetting that "Love" is repeated twice, as would "Lua" in this version. However, I'm not really a fan - would rather "Noone" if we're doing this in addition to the "Nooney" chant.

I think the Lua Lua one we did last season, to the same tune as "Glenn Murray" which is obviously not in use anymore, got going quite well & would do even more at Falmer.

 

[Sheebo]

You are forgetting that "Love" is repeated twice, as would "Lua" in this version. However, I'm not really a fan - would rather "Noone" if we're doing this in addition to the "Nooney" chant.

I think the Lua Lua one we did last season, to the same tune as "Glenn Murray" which is obviously not in use anymore, got going quite well & would do even more at Falmer.

I don't think @silentbob is! What he's saying is 'LUA' is 2 syllabols. 'Swan' or 'Giggs' is one. So repeating it twice actually makes it worse - 4 syllabols instead of 2... I know @bristolseagull is saying to sort of change LuaLua's name to be 2 syllabols rather than 4 but it isn't very smooth IMO

It's a strange one. It does work but isn't that fluent - Noone does work much better!

 

[BHseagull]

I don't think @silentbob is! What he's saying is 'LUA' is 2 syllabols. 'Swan' or 'Giggs' is one. So repeating it twice actually makes it worse - 4 syllabols instead of 2... I know @bristolseagull is saying to sort of change LuaLua's name to be 2 syllabols rather than 4 but it isn't very smooth IMO

It's a strange one. It does work but isn't that fluent - Noone does work much better!

I did think about this after I posted. I was assuming that "Lua" would be chanted as a single syllabol rather than emphasising both (Loo - Aah) which simply would not work. If we really wanted to make it work, I'm sure we could but don't see it happening. "Kaz" would work better if it was for KLL but I think there are better alternatives.

 

[fork me]

Has to be this! It even sounds like they are singing Lua Lua in the original version!!

The most famous (and earlier than the Kinks) version:



The metallist version:



The best version:



HTH

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

CLEARLY the ONLY option is to take Kesha's 'We are who we are' and ADAPT.

We got him from newcast-all all all all all allll
He's bloody quick with the ball ball ball ball ball ballll
He's the fastest player by far far far far far farrrr
His name is Kazenga Lua luaaaa

Poyet turn it up up up up up
Poyet turn it up up up up
Brighton turn it up up up up
Brighton turn it up up up up

I like this but it doesn't seem anyone else does.

 

[Triggaaar]

Even as simple as New York, New York, but replace the New Yorks with Lua Luas.

Nice and simple. Replace each New York with one Lua (both 2 syllabels)

Lua, Lua, so good they named him twice
Lua, Lua, all the scandal and the vice, I love it! (need new lyrics for this line, I have a few, but none seem right)

 

[tonymgc]

To the tune of que sera sera

Kaz LuaLua,
He's faster than me or you,
He'll score us a goal or two
Kaz LuaLua

 

[Perkino]

What about to the tune of Taio Cruz "Break your heart"
'I'm only gonna break break, break break your heart'

lualua will rip rip, rip you apart
lualua will rip rip, rip you apart
lualua will rip rip, rip you apart
lualua will rip rip, rip you apart
whaoo whaoo

 

[Batti]

To the tune of que sera sera

Kaz LuaLua,
He's faster than me or you,
He'll score us a goal or two
Kaz LuaLua

OR

K Lua Lua
Agreed the contract and the fee
But his hamstring's a bit dodgy
K Lua Lua

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

Nice and simple. Replace each New York with one Lua (both 2 syllabels)

Lua, Lua, so good they named him twice
Lua, Lua, all the scandal and the vice, I love it! (need new lyrics for this line, I have a few, but none seem right)

I don't think that scans very well it would have to be...

Lua, Lua, so good they named him twice
Lua, Lua, all the scandal and the vice,
I love it but need new lyrics for this invention,
I have a few, but too few to mention...

 

[HG201]

Noone, Noone will tear you apart again....

 

[Triggaaar]

I don't think that scans very well it would have to be...

Lua, Lua, so good they named him twice
Lua, Lua, all the scandal and the vice,
I love it but need new lyrics for this invention,
I have a few, but too few to mention...

lol

 

[matthew]