Lord Nelson

[Dover]

Are we banned from The Nelson? Krispies has only recently made up with them>

 

[fatboy]

I think it was only me. I'm not sure what I did wrong anyway.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Are we banned from The Nelson? Krispies has only recently made up with them>

I think Mr Rumble might be, for the crime of all crimes, slamming the door, the rest were asked to leave. The bar staff were being fairly anally retentive and caused most of the problems.

 

[fatboy]

I got chucked out for slamming the door?!?

 

[Uncle Buck]

I got chucked out for slamming the door?!?

You were bitching about your hand and then you ran out of the pub, the door slammed behind you and the bad tempered blonde barmaid, shouted that you were barred. It was as sad as that, the bar staff were on the war path and anything you lot did was going to be a reason to get rid of you. I think your noise upset the 2 dykes at the bar.

 

[Trotster]

They also gave you a bollocking early in the night for screaming like a girl

 

[fatboy]

I think your noise upset the 2 dykes at the bar.

Gaylords. :safeway

 

[Uncle Buck]

Gaylords. :safeway

Also the gay Brighton fan in there did take a shine to you...

 

[Dover]

Pathetic! Was the ginger haired barmaid there. I don't think she particually likes the football crowd anyway.

Fatboy. The spat with Krispies was because he souted up the road to someone. They would not serve him, and they had just served me. I then walked out of the bar, and he followed, up to the Evening Star.

Two weeks later Krispies went in and apologised, and all was fogottten, but I don't particuarly feel comfortable in there all the time.

 

[fatboy]

Also the gay Brighton fan in there did take a shine to you...

Oh you are such a flappy gaylord I've just remembered that now.

What is it with gaylords harassing me?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Oh you are such a flappy gaylord I've just remembered that now.

What is it with gaylords harassing me?

I guess when you look as gay as you do, they think they are in there. Either that or they have seen you play in goal and try to catch the ball like a girl.

 

[fatboy]

I've seen you trying to catch and you just flap your arms up and down and make bottom burps.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I've seen you trying to catch and you just flap your arms up and down and make bottom burps.

The beer and pizza in Blackpool had an adverse effect, at least I did not trash the room aaannnnnddddyyyyy

 

[fatboy]

aaannnnnddddyyyyy

 

[Dover]

.........And how bad was the room?

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Here's the photographic evidence.

DAFT Bints & Rude Boys

I think we were quite well-behaved. But then I may have a touch of amnesia since I still feel like the results of an experiment in raising the dead that went horribly wrong...

 

[Sea]

looks like a missed a fun evening!

 

[Hart's mistress]

Great photos roz

 

[Marc]

if i'd known there was a camera...

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Crabbers, there is ALWAYS a camera. How do you think I always avoid getting into these pictures?