Looking for a place to rent??

[Pikey]

Rent the room on ebay rent the room on ebay la la la la la la.

 

[Uncle Buck]

CLUE 1 IM NOT BIG ROB, CLUE 2 IS YOU TRIED TO RIP A FELLOW BRIGHTON AND ENGLAND FAN OFF FOR WALES AWAY? TUT TUT TUT

Wales away? Nothing to do with me.

Wales at home on the other hand, I tried to punt a ticket with travel as I was trying not to make a loss on the match ticket and train, but in the end the person that I had bought it for to start with came with us.

 

[The Keeper]

CLUE 1 IM NOT BIG ROB, CLUE 2 IS YOU TRIED TO RIP A FELLOW BRIGHTON AND ENGLAND FAN OFF FOR WALES AWAY? TUT TUT TUT

Alright big fella?

I had tickets

 

[Big Rob]

Come on you bastards someone come and live with me, not all my habbits are nasty, well most are. its getting desperate, i may have to ask the taxman.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I happen to know the people who own this house, and they are true Brighton fans.

This is a genuine offer so all you sad wankers stop taking the piss

 

[The Keeper]

Yeah big fcukin deal I.ve just brought a grat big fcuk off house off the Drove so beat that

Who the f*** are you?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Whoops

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Is he available this friday?

yes

 

[Uncle Buck]

yes

Don't you dare start freelancing.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I have, got £147 last night

 

[Uncle Buck]

I have, got £147 last night

But I got £800 off the client up front. That was your cut.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

You make me buy my own sex toys though.

 

[Uncle Buck]

You make me buy my own sex toys though.

At least you get what you want then.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I never know what to buy

 

[Uncle Buck]

I never know what to buy

Something to hold you together?

Something orange and scarf like?

 

[1066gull]

Why do I have the urge to say SHUT THE FCUK UP like Kev?

Man, I apoligise. I no how you lot feel.

 

[The Keeper]

 

[Skaville]

While we're at it, I have a one bedroom flat in central Brighton (Grand Parade) up for rent from January. Has a roof terrace. Nice place. £650 per month...

 

[Del Boy]

How much? you must be fixing it!

 

[Skaville]

Going rate I'm afraid...