Long distance relationships

[Simster]

Re: Re: Re: Long distance relationships

What? You mean he's able to cook for himself?

I wouldn't know, but a bag of chips only costs a quid.

 

[Wozza]

Re: Re: Long distance relationships

Sadly, it's only going to get harder. Just you wait until day three when all your pants need washing and you can't get to the sink because the washing up is mounting up.

Thankfully my flatmate is an *expert* chef who cooks for me most nights.

Bit nervous about asking him for sex though.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Yeah i once had a long distance relationship all 30 miles and she wasn't far enough away.

 

[bhaexpress]

Well, as most know, I am trying to troll through the US Immigration minefield (which is Catch 22 at every turn) so I don't get to see Mrs BHA up close and personal as much as we (and, surprisingly, her children) would like.

We are about 4000 miles apart although I will be there for a month over Christmas and New Year. We have offset this toa degree by having web cams and broad band equipment at both ends which mean we do see each other every day.

Not the ideal solution but having said that, I think the handful of NSCers who've met Mrs BHA would tell you that, despite it's short comings, our relationship does work.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Wozza girls do exist away from the internet y'know

 

[Wozza]

Hey, good gag.

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

Long distance relationships are a complete waste of time.

Never again for me. Not ever. Whatever the circumstances may be.

 

[bhaexpress]

That'll teach you to go out with a Swansea lass LB. (Hey, your mate Lucky looks like he's having a night out, you're safe

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

That'll teach you to go out with a Swansea lass LB. (Hey, your mate Lucky looks like he's having a night out, you're safe

Since I first jumped on the relationship rollercoaster at the age of 13, I've been dumped just twice.

Since I first jumped on the relationship rollercoaster at the age of 13, I've had two long distance relationships.

Can guess which two girls dumped me

Not that I'm bitter. Honest. And the girl who dumped me last week is not from Swansea at all, she's from Cardiff. But she's in university in...........BRIGHTON!

Stop laughing Berkshire........

 

[bhaexpress]

Bitch ! Oh well, as Lucky isn't here tonight you can say something like 'How come she dumped me when she lives in a town full of gayboys ?'.

Feel any better now mate ? I'm sorry for your loss seriously, it must be pretty sad especially at this time of year.

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

I'm sorry for your loss seriously, it must be pretty sad especially at this time of year.

Thanks for the kind words, but apparently it was no big deal anyway. Despite the fact that I thought it was! It's one area of life that it looks like I'll never be able to work out unfortunately.

Never mind though, the timing wasn't so bad. After all, I hadn't done any Christmas shopping! Saved myself a right few quid!

 

[bhaexpress]

Well, at least you're being positive about it. I got dumped one Christmas many, many years ago and that wasn't good. Let's ope you get the oppotunity to do something appalling at the Office Christmas Party

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Hey, good gag.

I wasn't joking?

Not knocking it though, I met my last girlfriend on Pre-Teen Chat

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I wasn't joking?

Not knocking it though, I met my last girlfriend on Pre-Teen Chat

yer yesterday how is tanya?

 

[bhaexpress]

Have to admit that I met my wife and indeed her predecessor on the net. Just so happened that I came into a bit of money and was able to do a fair bit of travelling at the same time.

Thing is I fell in love with one of them .......

 

[berkshire seagull]

You don't get no sympathy from me bluebird as she moved on to bigger and better things.


















Just kidding and stick to woman older as you certainly don't have the knack for these young girls.