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Long distance relationships
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Barnet Seagull
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Broken Shoulder?
Dick Knights Mumm
Take me Home Falmer Road
Day 1 of 2, or Day 1 of 2000 ?
jonnyboylennon
New member
Feel sorry for you mate.
Where did he move to?
*snigger*
Where did he move to?
*snigger*
Sorry to be pesimistic, but they rarely work.
Having said that though I married Mrs Rambo this year and we were apart (about 80 miles) for the majority of our first 3 years together.
It can work, but you have to be commited, good luck mate.
Having said that though I married Mrs Rambo this year and we were apart (about 80 miles) for the majority of our first 3 years together.
It can work, but you have to be commited, good luck mate.
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
I had a long-distance relationship once. While we were apart, she became a lesbian.
Its a true story.
Everything worked out in the end though. She returned, we moved in together, she became clinically depressed and suicidal. I began to drink lots. We split a few years ago.
Wait, i know theres a good bit somewhere. Oh yeah, we speak now and she is pretty much better.
And no, i didn't become a woman.
Its a true story.
Everything worked out in the end though. She returned, we moved in together, she became clinically depressed and suicidal. I began to drink lots. We split a few years ago.
Wait, i know theres a good bit somewhere. Oh yeah, we speak now and she is pretty much better.
And no, i didn't become a woman.
Italiaseagull
New member
How long distance is long distance Wozza?
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
Simster said:Top class tale.
When you say she is "pretty much better" do you mean she's cured of lesbianism?
She was going to marry a fella last year, so i think that may have subsided. But you never know, she might be persuaded.
Her depression, of course, is the malaise that lessened.
Shizuoka Dolphin
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Depends how long the distance is.
Shizuoka Dolphin
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Wozza said:About 6500 miles.
Well in that case - what are you complaining about?!
NMH
Banned
Where is she, does she need consoling by a hairy hand on her shoulder, sympathy and kind words while so far away from any attached strings or expectations ?
BrightonBird
New member
Re: Re: Long distance relationships
What? You mean he's able to cook for himself?
Simster said:
What? You mean he's able to cook for himself?