literally seconds of fun:

[Pevenseagull]

http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

 

[Titanic]

 

[Everest]

 

[Pevenseagull]

DOH!!!

amended


(not that it was worth the effort)

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began inspecting the purple pocket area.

 

[Titanic]

You should have seen your face! You looked like you were inhaling the sly groceries.

You what ??

 

[Pevenseagull]

Needless to say, I promptly began

icing the microphone.

 

[Titanic]

I couldn't believe my luck as she started

corrupting the taco.

 

[Titanic]

Not very good, is it ?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

She checked the coast was clear before

delegating the trouser glass pony.

 

[Titanic]

I'm not sure why, but this one made me laugh...

They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,

waxing the wet pocket object.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

I think it's great!


He was so drunk, he was literally

savoring the walrus.

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Interesting.

This unique and colorful custom is referred to as

flossing the joyous wombat.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

As the kids say, she was caught sniffing the milkshake!

 

[Theatre of Trees]

The next one was: Needless to say, I promptly began

frosting the incandescent ham wombat.

 

[Titanic]

Ok, just one more rather puzzling one...

Instead, she spent the night alone,

ruining the joyous client-server warlock.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Of course, back in my day we called it

soiling the little nether eggplant.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

This one is at least self explanatory

Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began

using the christmas tree.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

I caught an ex pressure-washing the chocolate tunnel. Not a pleasant sight, I tell you...

 

[Everest]

Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began yodeling in the mutton.