Lion on the loose

[Withdean11]

In Essex. Apparently.

How exactly has this happened!?

 

[martyn20]

Colchester Zoo lost him apparently

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Let's hope he's tired and is Lion down somewhere...

 

[BHA Swiifty]

Let's hope he's tired and is Lion down somewhere...

 

[Hyperion]

In Essex. Apparently.

How exactly has this happened!?

Faulty Manes ?

 

[Silent Bob]

Let's hope he's tired and is Lion down somewhere...

I hope you don't take pride in your sense of humour.

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

Colchester Zoo lost him apparently

All their animals are accounted for...

Sounds like a massive load of crap, just they cant 100% be certain of it as its dark. Was a case of this in Hampshire a few months back - was just a giant stuffed toy in the middle of a field.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

I hope you don't take pride in your sense of humour.

i won't take that Lion down,being born free it;s the Lions's share for me-

I am a Poyet and i Gus know it....

 

[del_boy]

lion spotted in essex! Please, please, please tell me that towie lot are out and about tonight!

 

[del_boy]

Official police post St Osyth residents advised to stay indoors following reports of lion seen in field

 

[Lady Whistledown]

All their animals are accounted for...

Sounds like a massive load of crap, just they cant 100% be certain of it as its dark. Was a case of this in Hampshire a few months back - was just a giant stuffed toy in the middle of a field.

Enough reports to give it some credibility. Mind you, this village is apparently near Clacton on Sea. I've been there a few times and the average age of the population is about 103. So it's probably a large Great Dane #specsavers

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Police say that c.c.t.v footage shows him being released from his enclosure by a young girl with pigtails and gingham dress, a man appearing to wear a suit of armour and a further man of scruffy appearance.

Police e fit

 

[rool]

I hope they catch it before it gets to the coast or it will swim away, a swim away, a swim away, a swim away a swim away, a swim away, a swim away, a swim away

 

[Hugo Rune]

Well that's the main topic for next Saturday's Albion Roar sorted!

 

[Benjyman1990]

I hope they catch it before it gets to the coast or it will swim away, a swim away, a swim away, a swim away a swim away, a swim away, a swim away, a swim away

GENIUS!!

 

[BHA Swiifty]

I hope they catch it before it gets to the coast or it will swim away, a swim away, a swim away, a swim away a swim away, a swim away, a swim away, a swim away

took me a little while to get it, but good none the less

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Relax, it's just looking for a village- a peaceful village- in which to sleep tonight.

 

[OSRGull]

Apparently there was a mistake. It was JT, who's a cheetah, not a lion.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Police say that c.c.t.v footage shows him being released from his enclosure by a young girl with pigtails and gingham dress, a man appearing to wear a suit of armour and a further man of scruffy appearance.

Police e fit
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"All I want is a brain"

"Well you've come to the wrong county here, Simba"

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

Ok maybe it is real, theres a circus in Essex that uses animals (including Lions) at the moment, must of come from there if it isnt a load of bollocks.