Licorice Allsorts...

[hitony]

I dunk them in my Bovril.

I do think that only Jeremy Kyle can help you!!

 

[tubaman]

I managed to sneak in Chewing Gum once!

You must have been just unlucky with a newly trained steward. You see, everybody knows that if you mix a bag of liquorice allsorts with a tube of extra strong mints, the mints react with the round chewy ones covered coloured bits and when ignited it makes a smoke bomb.

 

[Lady Gull]

Think you were unlucky as I took in a chocolate milkshake for mini and a sandwich bag full of mini donuts and a bottle of water x

 

[Durlston]

Hope they gave that steward the shits. I used to get them after eating liqourice allsorts.

 

[The judge]

i took two cans, a packet of crisps and a satsuma in yesterday. you were unlucky with the allsorts!

I took a bbq in

 

[Lady Gull]

I took a bbq in

Now why doesn't that surprise me? LOL

 

[NMH]

I like to confiscate all the sweets, and eat all the pies. Delicious!

Oh, and thanks for the licorice allsorts and can you bring some Werthers and Quality Street next time, thanks.

Edit; someone else can bring some After-Eights, I love 'em!

 

[Meade's Ball]

The thing is..... if you let people in with liquorice allsorts, where is it all going to end ?
Do you let folk in with Quality Street ? Extra Strong mints ? or heaven help us ...Werthur originals.
You can see my point surely ?

I was called "the creep" at work by two broads a few weeks ago all because i walk so quietly, in spite of my natural bulk. I smiled and took the accusation as the joke it was, but when going back to my desk and remembered i had about 18 loose Werthers in the bottom of my bag, the classic alluring weapon of the pervert or paedo. I never let on and decided to have a different satisfier of my sweettooth in future months.

 

[Sir Nigel of Eagleshire]

I think it might be to do with you can only take things into the ground that they don't sell.

Bit of a nightmare with the replica tops and season tickets then ...

 

[Sir Nigel of Eagleshire]

I won't be wearing my Albion top next time, then.

Damn don't i feel slow now :-(

 

[One Legged Striker]

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa. "I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied. He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight and he shot his chewy centre. But 3 days later his sherbert dib-dab started to itch.Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got fuckin Allsorts..

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa. "I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied. He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight and he shot his chewy centre. But 3 days later his sherbert dib-dab started to itch.Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got fuckin Allsorts..

Brilliant! Post of the year!

 

[Sir Nigel of Eagleshire]

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa. "I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied. He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight and he shot his chewy centre. But 3 days later his sherbert dib-dab started to itch.Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got fuckin Allsorts..

And you wonder why I spend my time on your forum

 

[catfish]

Apparently somebody smuggled a puffa jacket into the North Stand recently.