lets haev a boogie this dismal afternoon

[Dave the OAP]

we are at Busby's

the dance floor is empty

all the hunnies are stood around the floor

you are standing there with your bottle of beer

this comes on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqgm9wdMSfk


you make your move...on to the dance floor






ahhh the heady days of yoof

 

[Dave the OAP]

the song finishes....

you are really into it


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaKxRwOY0Lo

 

[bhaexpress]

the song finishes....

you are really into it


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaKxRwOY0Lo

Quiet at work today David ?

 

[Goodfella]

we are at Busby's

the dance floor is empty

all the hunnies are stood around the floor

you are standing there with your bottle of beer



you make your move...on to the dance floor

And fall flat on your face.

 

[Dave the OAP]

......Yes i am frank



anyway.....the on comes this and you are ELVIS


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WaylJFaP7E

 

[bhaexpress]

......Yes i am frank



anyway.....the on comes this and you are ELVIS


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WaylJFaP7E

Reminds me of the soon to be Ex MrsBHA, her first husband was one of these looney's who is a huge Elvis fan, strange as he was a mere nine years old when Elvis died. He used to have this huge quiff which when I first saw it I thought he was on his way to a fancy dress party. Was was really comic was the huge bald patch behind it

 

[Parson Henry]

......Yes i am frank



anyway.....the on comes this and you are ELVIS


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WaylJFaP7E

DJ Dave put on Fantasy by EWF and lets groove!

 

[Dave the OAP]

Now we are getting somewhere.......


the drink is kicking in you keep bumping into people


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek8OFtC5x6E

 

[Dave the OAP]

REQUEST FROM THE FLOOR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cfiYG1vTUc&mode=related&search=


Come on grab the nearest chick....get a slap in the face and " f*** off you pissed wanker"

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

And then THIS

Which I hasten to add the BIRDS love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgGYKVxWxjY

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Then after getting them interested THIS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaADnQzdyP8


You wont fail to pull

 

[Dave the OAP]

After that from DJ Tony, lets wiggle those hips to the mighty sound of:

Earth Wind and Fire


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XOY7lsBVpo&mode=related&search=

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

After that from DJ Tony, lets wiggle those hips to the mighty sound of:

Earth Wind and Fire


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XOY7lsBVpo&mode=related&search=

Thats three from EWF now Dave!!!!

Fantasy

Boogie Wonderland (my choice) and now that



MARVELLOUS SCENES

 

[Dave the OAP]

Just bringing it down a bit...chance for some smnooching and dribbling beer in your intended's ear


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XOY7lsBVpo&mode=related&search=


LIBRA and my name is CHARLES

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Its an EWF evening!!!! Marvellous

 

[Parson Henry]

Just bringing it down a bit...chance for some smnooching and dribbling beer in your intended's ear


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XOY7lsBVpo&mode=related&search=


LIBRA and my name is CHARLES

wasn't one of them Frank?

 

[Dave the OAP]

........and now.for all you young lovers out there





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0TEa-Aa4sU


scenes of blokes madly rushing to grab any bird in the vacinity

BTW This was MR and Mrs gaffer's song

 

[Dave the OAP]

Ok folks.....a final one from me...

Good luck, drive carefully and the kebab shop is first on the left


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0TEa-Aa4sU

 

[Parson Henry]

I didn't click on the youtube link as I am at work so I am guessing either..Babylons' Burning by the Ruts or The Bump by Kenny?

 

[Dave the OAP]

I didn't click on the youtube link as I am at work so I am guessing either..Babylons' Burning by the Ruts or The Bump by Kenny?

True Spandau ballet