Lets Gues The Argus' Lame April Fools Day Joke

[hart's shirt]

Whatever it is can't be any more bizarre than today's billboard: 'FREE SECATEURS FOR EVERY READER'

With this shear generosity, there'll be cutbacks made.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

1 zillion points deducted to be concurrent because our chairman won't confirm he is gay and doing Muzza.

 

[Seagull27]

I'm waiting for all the jokes to start on here... I hope no-one ruins it if there are any good ones, at least let some people fall for it!

 

[Horsham Gull]

Gus,Tanno and charlie in secret 4 in a bed romp with Gary dicker's missus













You heard it here first NSC

 

[Sussex Nomad]

I'm waiting for all the jokes to start on here... I hope no-one ruins it if there are any good ones, at least let some people fall for it!

Mate, every thread started tomorrow will not be believed... oh hang on that happens every day regardless.

Gus is leaving us for Norwich and taking Muzza and Benno with him.

 

[Seagull27]

Mate, every thread started tomorrow will not be believed... oh hang on that happens every day regardless.

Gus is leaving us for Norwich and taking Muzza and Benno with him.

It'd be funny if something important did actually happen, like Murray signing a new contract or something! No-one would know what to believe!

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Probably be a binfest!

 

[Blackadder]

With the dawn of a new age at The Amex, Next season our Main Sports Reporter, Andy N will be replaced by Timmy!

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Would that be the Mallet or the delicious Hortons Canadian coffee?

 

[Blackadder]

Would that be the Mallet or the delicious Hortons Canadian coffee?

I'll let you be the judge of that! So long as he is a LOCAL lad!

 

[fire&skill]

Moulsecoomb designated AONB

 

[Exiled in Exeter]

Bloom sells Amex to Archer and Bellotti to help fund transfers in the Championship and hopefully beyond.

Gus to be quoted “eees complicated".

Sources close to Archer saying “they say time is a great healer, made a few minor mistakes first time round” etc.

 

[vulture]

you are all c u n t s

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Will be an announcement of who 1st opponents are at Falmer

Taken as a joke and then come true

 

[BHAryan]

that the argus reporter can infact see us holding hands

 

[Taybha]

Hove man claims reading the Argus has improved her memory 10 fold ,meanwhile in other news a Hove man claims reading the Argus has improved her memory 10 fold

 

[brighton terra]

Nigel Adkins concedes that we are the best team in League One!

 

[brighton terra]

The remains of an ancient settlement are discovered just inches beneath the playing surface. The County Archaeologist insists that it is preserved in situ and that in order to do so the pitch level will need to be raised by 1.5 metres. As a consequence the front six rows of the ground will have very restricted views and stewards will continue to take a hard line to any standing in these locations.

 

[twowheelsbest]

Have you seen the BHA website - Green strip for the 1st match at the Amex??

 

[The Large One]

Well, the club has got in on it...

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