LEAST impressive celebrity you've met.

[Gully]

Jimmy Tarbuck and Jim Davidson.

 

[Marc]

Mendoza

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

peter ward.

zing!

 

[Brighton TID]

Elton Johns ex wife, pet shop, Rustington circa 1985. Buying straw.

 

[Mackenzie]

Jeremy Bowen.

 

[brighton_girl87]

Tim Vincent at a CBBC roadshow thing at Butlins.

 

[bobby smith]

Leo Sayer cant even remember his own name now let alone words to his songs

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Sarah Ferguson
Jeremy Thorpe
Geoffrey Howe
Geoffrey Boycott
Phil Collins
Ian Botham
Michael (Lord) Ashcroft

 

[Lord Bracknell]

The young Miss Bracknell once got chatted up by Joe Cole, in a pub. She was so unimpressed that she managed to shake him off by asking him what he did for a living. Him: "I'm a footballer". Her: "Oh, yes. Who do you play for?"

I am VERY PROUD of my daughter.

 

[seagullondon]

The young Miss Bracknell once got chatted up by Joe Cole, in a pub. She was so unimpressed that she managed to shake him off by asking him what he did for a living. Him: "I'm a footballer". Her: "Oh, yes. Who do you play for?"

I am VERY PROUD of my daughter.

she must be fit fancy inviting me to 104 Upper Grosvenor Street, Mayfair

 

[jmsc]

Thatcher!

 

[generation x]

Donald Sinden. Got his autograph too. A low wattage addition to my collection.

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Gordon of 'Gordon Is A Moron' / Jilted John fame at a Smirks gig in Manchester. His real name was Bernard.

Isn't he the comedy genius that is John Shuttleworth - singer songwriter from Rotherham?

 

[Jerryatric]

Des Lynham.

 

[The Merry Prankster]

Annabel Giles - simply no point to her.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Isn't he the comedy genius that is John Shuttleworth - singer songwriter from Rotherham?

Jilted John is, yes. Gordon isn't.

Used to love that Jilted John album

 

[Jonno]

Kris Akabusi - he visited our school once for some scheme sponsored by Weetabix and was a twat.
Also once met Jimmy Hill but he surprised me by being a thoroughly pleasant.

 

[Return of the Rev]

trevor sorbie! had him in the cab but didn't know who he was!!!he said he was going to open up his shop in town,i ask if it was a newsagents lead ballons again

 

[bhaexpress]

Richard E. Grant, arrogant and ignorant. It's not hard to see why he doesn't get much work anymore.

 

[backson]

We had a sponsored swim in our middle school's new swimming pool when it opened, and David Wilkie came along. Every one of us had an individual photo taken with him, with us in our swimming costumes.

I'm guessing it wouldn't happen these days.