Learn to Pay the Manchester United Way

[Lord Bracknell]

Half page advert in today's Argus:-

LEARN TO PLAY THE UNITED WAY

Two day player development course in:
Brighton (15th - 16th August)
Deans Leisure Centre

£69.95 (ages 6-16, boys and girls of all abilities)

One player from this course will be selected to attend Champions Day where they will get to play on the pitch at Old Trafford. Plus, loads of other great benefits.

To book, please visit: Football Coaching Courses - Kids Football at Manchester United Soccer Schools


SEVENTY QUID? To get the kids hooked on Manchester United? £49 would get a nine year old a season ticket for a whole season's football at Falmer.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

For £36, you can get your kids into a 12 WEEK football course at the Deans Leisure Centre.

http://www.deansleisurecentre.co.uk/index.phtml?d=27051



[Longhill School, in case you're wondering]

 

[Frutos]

Interesting typo in the thread title....

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Interesting typo in the thread title....

Where?

I can't see one.

 

[8ace]

Two days of learning how to surround the ref then.

 

[upthealbion1970]

Approximately £3 per session (just over an hour) at the Albion's development centre, downs leisure centre, seaford. Every Tuesday during term time from age 5 up. All the kids play on small pitches with small goals in groups of around 6 or 7 a side, and are encouraged/taught to PASS the ball from the keeper to the defenders then midfield and onto the strikers, but most of all to enjoy playing this way. If you are in Sussex there will be a development centre near you.

 

[Bwian]

Thanks for reminding me why I loathe the Manc scum.

 

[Peever]

What a joke that is. Since a 6 year old will be able to learn to play the united way....bollocks

 

[DT Withdean]

Half page advert in today's Argus:-

LEARN TO PLAY THE UNITED WAY

Two day player development course in:
Brighton (15th - 16th August)
Deans Leisure Centre

£69.95 (ages 6-16, boys and girls of all abilities)

One player from this course will be selected to attend Champions Day where they will get to play on the pitch at Old Trafford. Plus, loads of other great benefits.

To book, please visit: Football Coaching Courses - Kids Football at Manchester United Soccer Schools


SEVENTY QUID? To get the kids hooked on Manchester United? £49 would get a nine year old a season ticket for a whole season's football at Falmer.

Includes diving and cheating skills set by Ronaldo and Nani

and abuse of everyone and anyone (respect) by Rooney

finishing up with the teaching of kids to surround the referee and not to accept any decision against your team.

Role models!

 

[adrian29uk]

Disgrace. May be they need to be reminded that this is Brighton. Nothing like poisoning the kids with Man Utd propaganda.

So what are we going to do about it? And ideas?
At least junior seagulls get to actually meet the players.

 

[pauldcpfc]

Disgusting and shouldn't be allowed to happen. Feck Man U.

 

[Beach Hut]

Enjoyed the MUFC stadium tour - very interesting

 

[ferring seagull]

Is that PAY or PLAY the MU way

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

£70 to learn how to shag a granny and bone that welsh bird isn't too bad.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Be prepared to play for 96 minutes at Old Trafford to make sure you get that final decision that wins the game.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Why are you promoting this? Explain please ?

Half page advert in today's Argus:-

LEARN TO PLAY THE UNITED WAY

Two day player development course in:
Brighton (15th - 16th August)
Deans Leisure Centre

£69.95 (ages 6-16, boys and girls of all abilities)

One player from this course will be selected to attend Champions Day where they will get to play on the pitch at Old Trafford. Plus, loads of other great benefits.

To book, please visit: Football Coaching Courses - Kids Football at Manchester United Soccer Schools


SEVENTY QUID? To get the kids hooked on Manchester United? £49 would get a nine year old a season ticket for a whole season's football at Falmer.

 

[GT49er]

£70 to learn how to shag a granny and bone that welsh bird isn't too bad.

Yeh, I'd go for that, but unfortunately I'm not in the 6 - 16 age range (and haven't been for rather a long time!)

 

[8ace]

Why are you promoting this? Explain please ?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

If it's not "stating the bleedin' obvious" ... thank you, 8ace.

 

[tezz79]

My boy finished the 2 day arsenal one at portslade leisure centre today but also does the seagulls training on a Friday at Patcham school so kinda evens it out a bit lol.
He plays for Patcham untd & is doing really well, he's only 8 so people can think what they want but he just loves eats & sleeps football so I get him all the training & games I can seeing as he enjoys it so much