[Albion] Lawrence Dallaglio

[Meade's Ball]

I'd definitely want a dwarf and 3 badgers for that amount.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I'd do anything for 10K including ****ing Lawrence Dallaglio, whoever that is.

How about work ?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Blimey - I wonder what you get for 10k

Not confidentiality, it would appear.

 

[Swansman]

How about work ?

How about no.

Why work 40 hours a week if I could sell my body and earn like five times as much? I mean for 10k I could buy my body back. "Ok Lawrence, now I **** you for 8k". Flawless.

 

[GT49er]

Surely all brothels should now be closed?

Only if it involves a gathering of more than two people? (although I guess for ten grand it probably would!)

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I used to work with his father.

He was a prat.

His father, that is, not Lawrence although he may be as well for all I know.

And his sister died in the Marchioness disaster. Very sad.

He has always come across as a prat, too. Did he not get stung by an undercover reporter, bragging about some impropriety, which he later denied on the grounds that he was just being a prat? I was surprised he was let back into the fold of punditry gravytraining after that. Narcissistic would be my guess. In other words, a prat.

Not quite sure why the OP should doff his cap, oh...hang on....it's him again. Might have know

 

[DavePage]

Personally think he has been shafted

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

How about no.

Why work 40 hours a week if I could sell my body and earn like five times as much? I mean for 10k I could buy my body back. "Ok Lawrence, now I **** you for 8k". Flawless.

You scandinavians have a very dispassionate attitude to sex. You are overlooking that we English have Repressions. Repressions so pathetic it drives some of us to seek solace in the arms of a prostitute.

Hang on....you earn £8K a month? That's not bad. I doff my cap to you.

 

[The Wookiee]

He has always come across as a prat, too. Did he not get stung by an undercover reporter, bragging about some impropriety, which he later denied on the grounds that he was just being a prat? I was surprised he was let back into the fold of punditry gravytraining after that. Narcissistic would be my guess. In other words, a prat.

Not quite sure why the OP should doff his cap, oh...hang on....it's him again. Might have know

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/1999/may/25/6

 

[Stumpy Tim]

A mate (genuinely not me) was friends with a Thai escort working between Hove and Worthing. Her fee was a grand for the night.

Typical clients included young guys who were making excellent money in highly paid jobs or through businesses such as property development. Spending all their disposable income on that, plus on taking cocaine. By all accounts just normal, ok looking guys, but wasting most of their earnings on coke and escorts.

Wasting?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/1999/may/25/6

That was it.

I love this idea that upright citizens and professional 'role models' only ever 'experiment' with drugs. Add a little copper sulphate and then test the pH with litmus paper. Dissect the earthworm then apply the Experimental Drug. FFS.

 

[DJ NOBO]

Blimey - I wonder what you get for 10k

You’d expect a wristy for that , at the very least

 

[LamieRobertson]

Hmm they’ve raised contactless to £45 ..doesn't quite cover it

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Thirty years ago I was in a business partnership with someone. We ran into financial difficulties as suppliers were suing us for non-payment - I was baffled as the money was coming out of the account and they matched the cheque stubs. I discovered the money was being sent to my partner's private account - this was several thousands of pounds.

After the business was folded I discovered that he'd been using very expensive hookers - several hundred pound a time expensive (and that was a lot in 1989). I can't work out how any amount of sex could be worth that much

Get married

 

[banjo]

 

[Gwylan]

Get married

Maybe that was it - this bloke had only got married the year before

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

I can't work out how any amount of sex could be worth that much

He was probably ordering the funky monkey, squawking seagull, salty pirate, raging gibbon followed by the stink bug. That will cost you.