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[SJ's Love Monkey]

is the lunchbox a hint that we have signed Dion Dublin

Or Michael Oakes!

 

[Bakesy]

WORD OF ADVISE....Lunchbox not big enough and drinks bottle writing falls off after a few washes.

 

[Gully]

Lunchbox looks fine to me, guess it depends if you are a total jabba, in which case the rucsac should suffice.

 

[Mr Burns]

That pictures isn't really of stuff for sale.

That's the signing on package we are offering all these Strikers that turn us down.

Well that's not really true. They can only pick three items from that picture.

 

[Gerbil]

WORD OF ADVISE....Lunchbox not big enough and drinks bottle writing falls off after a few washes.

Up to the usual standard of tat then.

 

[clippedgull]

That pictures isn't really of stuff for sale.

That's the signing on package we are offering all these Strikers that turn us down.

Well that's not really true. They can only pick three items from that picture.

 

[hitony]

Dont anyone purchase the PENS.........FFS....cos our new SIGNINGS (notice the "S" on the end ) wont have anything to sign there new contracts with !!!! and if thats the case....you can guess tomorrows headlines on the web site eh ??

 

[Mr Burns]

Proof that someone has signed.

The rucksack, a bottle and a rulers been snapped up.

Hope its a striker, as the rucksack was our main bargaining tool.

I'm surprises they left the lunch box and the ball though. Still hope of getting someone else with those left.

 

[Caveman]

That pictures isn't really of stuff for sale.

That's the signing on package we are offering all these Strikers that turn us down.

Well that's not really true. They can only pick three items from that picture.

Proof that someone has signed.

The rucksack, a bottle and a rulers been snapped up.

Hope its a striker, as the rucksack was our main bargaining tool.

I'm surprises they left the lunch box and the ball though. Still hope of getting someone else with those left.

Thats Stokes Loan extension. Well done DK.

 

[algie]

Thats Stokes Loan extension. Well done DK.

Great

Don't cream yourself mate

 

[Gully]

Do you think someone could show the ball to our players before Saturday as I am hoping for victory against Drizzle City.

 

[Giraffe]

Thats Stokes Loan extension. Well done DK.

For fucks sake. Is that it!!

If we haven't signed anyone by midnight, then Mark McGhee and Dick Knight have completely failed.

If they truly have £150k to spend on a striker I am gobsmacked that they can't get one.

 

[Gerbil]

If they truly have £150k to spend on a striker

 

[algie]

For fucks sake. Is that it!!

If we haven't signed anyone by midnight, then Mark McGhee and Dick Knight have completely failed.

If they truly have £150k to spend on a striker I am gobsmacked that they can't get one.

They also had 150K before that to spend,so that makes it 300k.Wishfull thinking

 

[Mr Burns]

They also had 150K before that to spend,so that makes it 300k.Wishfull thinking

Yes, Martin Perry is hard at work on these figures as we speak.
He has all his calculators with him, and will try and confirm that 150K and another 150K, does in fact make 300k.
He has promised to work late into the night, and hopes to deliver confirmation on this sum to Prick Knight by 11pm.

At least we will still have an hour to sign another centre half or the goalkeeper we need. After all with big Flo gone, we only have 4 keepers at the club, although I noticed John Keeley on the bench for the reserves so they have gone someway to address that problem.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Spot on.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

I thought were lunchboxes ? Well its all you hear while watching Athletics.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

These were lunchboxes.??