Landlord of the Swan changes sides

[perseus]

And a penguin was seen in Sussex today. I've got the evidence!

 

[Raphael Meade]

haha... thats absolute quality!!! good work team valder

 

[Tazman]

Excellent! I heard you on the radio earlier and couldn't believe what i was hearing!

 

[Trigger]

And here, laydees and gentlemen, is just some of the evidence!

He has a dream - Falmer for All!

You want to build it over there, you do. That's right, Village Way...

...more from today to follow later.

Hopefully one of these pics will get in the Argus so everyone can appreciate the landlords need for a stadium...

 

[Beach Hut]

 

[berkshire seagull]

Trigger looks more like a hooly every day

 

[Easy 10]

Safeway looks like he's about to twat that landlord in the 2nd pic.

 

[CAFC Matt]

Or maybe its the millions of beers he will sell

Just gonna say he will make a fortune

 

[The Famous Grouse]

Thats why he prob switched sides..plus anti stance is losing him trade

 

[Robot Chicken]

Let's get him to sign the petition

 

[JAMC]

Look, I have strong wrist!
I'm not gay.

 

[Spicy]

Excellent news, having read the last thread about the report only just reaching Prescott's office.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

He cant lose really,if we get Falmer he gets loads of wonga,if we don't he stays in his quite little hamlet pub.I think hes playing it safe by joining us.

 

[perseus]

Is this a thread a joke?

Penguins don't fly.

People don't change sides (except, of course, Ken Bodfish).

 

[Lady Bracknell]

How can it be a joke, perseus? Could anyone doubt that man's conversion on the road to Woodingdean?? Does he not look truly sorry for his earlier transgressions?

The only other explanation, of course, is that he is an utter twat who should be a deal more cautious in the presence of a camera. But shurely a man of his substance would have learnt to be more sensible in his "sunset years" ?

 

[Seagullmatt]

A picture never lies!

 

[Lush]

that 2nd photo looks like he is saying ' as long as you fill my pub every other weekend then you can have the stadium. im fed up with these wingeing nimbies anyway.' good work

Unfortunately word has it that the Swan landlord isn't interested in the extra cash, has plenty of money and is just whiling away his twilight years enjoying being a big fish in - ahem - a small pond.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

A small duckpond shurely, Lush?

 

[Lush]

Exactemundo Rosaleen.