Land of Leather are SHIT

[The Wookiee]

I never can understand why it takes so long for suites to be delivered

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I can see another WOOLWORTHS incident coming on....

 

[cardboard]

Mine took 12 weeks from furniture village
hand made in Italy, beautiful and on time

I'd highly recommend

 

[Wozza]

I never can understand why it takes so long for suites to be delivered

They make to order.

But, yes, you'd think they'd catch up with orders at some point.

 

[Monkster]

LOL

 

[Cian]

I must admit I find it a little bemusing that people come on here and post stuff like this without giving a thought to the possibility of a poster here either working for LoL of being closely related to a LoL employee. One day someone is going to go into a complaint-type situation only to be confronted with a printout in which they admit they are lying. Would kinda weaken your position even though they are completely in the wrong.

Would raise some serious privacy issues if it ever went to court, however...

 

[Easy 10]

** update **
A call today on my mobile this afternoon while I was at work. "Kirsty" advising that my suite is ready for delivery. When would I like it ?

Slightly perplexed following the "its due to arrive mid-June" statement on Tuesday, I asked about my shitty email to them sent less than a day ago, and how come its now suddenly ready ?

"Err...I don't know. But its on my screen now. When do you want it ?"

"Uhhh....next Tuesday please."





Snorted.

 

[Bozza]

The power of NSC.

 

[Easy 10]

Absolutely.
I hear warm semen makes the leather more supple too. I'll be sure to store some up and give the wife a good RAGGING when it arrives.

 

[The Wookiee]

** update **
A call today on my mobile this afternoon while I was at work. "Kirsty" advising that my suite is ready for delivery. When would I like it ?

Slightly perplexed following the "its due to arrive mid-June" statement on Tuesday, I asked about my shitty email to them sent less than a day ago, and how come its now suddenly ready ?

"Err...I don't know. But its on my screen now. When do you want it ?"

"Uhhh....next Tuesday please."


Snorted.

Should of f***ed them off and gone somewhere else !!

 

[Bluejuice]

I found my sofa in a skip.

I experienced no such delivery delays.

 

[El Presidente]

Absolutely.
I hear warm semen makes the leather more supple too. I'll be sure to store some up and give the wife a good RAGGING when it arrives.

I think that following your snotty email, half a dozen LoL delivery staff have already cracked one off over your suite, and Doris from accounts has dropped a log off behind one of the cushions......you did say it was a BROWN suite didn't you?

 

[Easy 10]

Should of f***ed them off and gone somewhere else !!

But they've already got £500 of my hard-earned...and thye make it QUITE clear in their not-so-small-print that cancelled orders are non-refundable.

They've got me over a BARREL

 

[Bry Nylon]

They've got me over a BARREL

Is it a RECLINING barrel?

 

[Easy 10]

I think that following your snotty email, half a dozen LoL delivery staff have already cracked one off over your suite, and Doris from accounts has dropped a log off behind one of the cushions......you did say it was a BROWN suite didn't you?

Brown as a really dark brown thing.
Perhaps Doris's deposit will help lubricate the recliner joints, or something. It can't smell any worse than the one I've got now, anyway.

 

[The Wookiee]

But they've already got £500 of my hard-earned...and thye make it QUITE clear in their not-so-small-print that cancelled orders are non-refundable.

They've got me over a BARREL

Well I wont be using them and Idoubt many more on here will now !

Why is it though whenever you buy a sofa anywhere it takes around 10 weeks ?

They cant make them to order.

I can go into Courts and by a bed and have it delivered near enough straight away, but a sofa takes over 2 months
Why FFS !!

 

[Easy 10]

Cos a bed is just lumps of wood and mattress I suppose.
Whereas a leather suite - someone has to hunt down a few FRESIANS and skin the bastards I suppose.

*shrugs*

 

[Horsham Gull]

have you got a matching jumper?

 

[The Wookiee]

Cos a bed is just lumps of wood and mattress I suppose.
Whereas a leather suite - someone has to hunt down a few FRESIANS and skin the bastards I suppose.

*shrugs*

Good point, that hide needs to dry out, nothing worse than sitting on blood sodden sofa just because some inpatient tosser would not wait 15 weeks for the delivery!!

 

[Bluejuice]

I can go into Courts and by a bed and have it delivered near enough straight away...

I hate to be the one to tell you...


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