"Knock off Nigel, he's a knock off Nigel..."

[Timbo]

I was in the buiders merchants the other morning when one of those girls came in. She said, .............. You wan DVD, You wan DVD.

For a joke I asked her if she had ''Anal Intruders 4'' and she replied that she could get any film within the week.

So there you have it.

The last one I bought was Cars. I crossed the road after and she shouts after me 'you want porn?' Thanks for that love.

Cars was superb quality though. However, I will never buy anything dodgy anymore for fear of being labelled a 'knock off Nigel'