knob instead of love

[severnside gull]

this thread is pathetic




which must be why it made me laugh.

How about........

Can you Feel the Knob Tonight (Elton John)
In and Out of Knob (Bon Jovi)
The Price of Knob (Bon Jovi)
Hate That I Knob You (Rhianna and Ne-Yo)
The One I Knob (REM)
Because You Knobbed Me (Celine Dion)
As Long as You Knob Me (Backstreet Boys)
I Can't Stop Knobbing You (Ray Charles)


and for all those masturbators out there.....

Secret Knob and the Fastest Way to Loneliness (This Providence)

 

[Robdinho]

House of Knob (East 17)
All my Knobbing (The Beatles)
Knob me Tender (Elvis)

 

[El Presidente]

Knob song (The Cure)
Friday I'm in Knob (The Cure)
I feel Knob (Donna Summer)

 

[El Presidente]

Last night I dreamt that somebody knobbed me (The Smiths)

 

[Bish Bosh]

Everlasting Knob Love (sorry) Knob Affair.
I'm Not in Knob 10cc.
I Feel Knob Donna Summer.
Knob to Knob You Baby Ditto.
Feels Like I'm in Knob Kelly Marie (I think)
Je Knob...Moi Non Plus Serege Gainsboug and Jane Birkin.

Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick pretty much sums up the spirit of this thread though.

 

[El Presidente]

My knob is a liquid (Gary Numan)
The house of knob (The house of knob)
I don't know why I knob you (The house of knob)
Knob action (The Human League)
This is not a knob song (PIL)
Everyday I knob you less and less (The Kaiser Chiefs)
The knob of Richard Nixon (Manic Street Preachers)
You only tell me you knob me when you're drunk (Pet Shop Boys)
She knobs me not (Papa Roach)
Tainted knob (Soft Cell)
The price of knob (White Lies)
Lay all your knob on me (Abba)
Don't talk to me about knob (Altered Images)
Knob shack (B-52's)
Knob will tear us apart (Joy Division)
If your knob is real (David Gray)
Knob of the knobless (Eels)
I didn't know I knobbed you til I saw you rock and roll (Gary Glitter)
Whole lotta knob (Led Zepplin)
Your knob alone is not enough (Manic Street Preachers)

 

[Superphil]

Knob Song, The Damned
Ever fallen in Knob with someone you shouldn't have fallen in Knob with , the Buzzcocks

 

[severnside gull]

I Knob the Dead (Alice Cooper)

I Want to Know What Knob Is (Foreigner)

Dirty Knob (Frank Zappa)

Knob's a Slap in the Face & Knob's a Deadly Weapon (Kiss)


and of course........Knobbing You is Like Knobbing the Dead (Type O Negative) (reminds me of an ex Mrs SG)

 

[El Presidente]

Bizarre knob triangle (New Order)
Knob is the drug (Roxy Music)
Temple of knob (Sisters of Mercy)
You have the knob (I know to see me through) Candi Stanton
Sowing the seeds of knob (Tears for Fears)
I want your knob (Transvision Vamp)
Give my knob to Kevin (The Wedding Present)
Give a little knob (Aswad)
Knob you til the day I die (Crowded House)
I live for your knob (Natalie Cole)
Damn I wish I was your knobber (Sophie B Hawkins)
Knob wars (Womack and Womack)
To knob somebody (Jimmy Somerville!)
Tonight I celebrate my knob (Peabo Bryson)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

when a man knobs a woman - percy sledge

 

[El Presidente]

Mr knobberman (Shabba Ranks)
Knob me for a reason (Boyzone)
Every day I knob you (Boyzone)
Don't want your knob (The Crabs)
Knob pollution (Feeder)
When a man knobs a woman (Foo Fighters)
Fast knob (George Michael)
Knob on the terraces (Serious Drinking)
Got to have your knob (Liberty X)
The youngest was the most knobbed (Morrissey)
Knob comes in spurts (Richard Hell and the Voidoids)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Cliff Richard - Knob Songs

 

[Superphil]

I Knob to say f*** - Murderdolls

Snakebite Knob - Motorhead

 

[Everest]

I don't like cricket, I knob it (dreadlock holiday) - 10cc

 

[Everest]

We've got a long way to go to get

A million knob songs - take that

 

[brunts09]

forever changes(by knob)
to all the girls i knobbed before(by willie nelson)
samantha(by courtney knob)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Little Jimmy Osmond - Long Haired Knobber From Liverpool

 

[Drumstick]

knob shack

 

[Smithy]

Spread your Knob - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Knob Burns - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Knob Spreads - Stone Roses

 

[cheshunt seagull]

I can't make you knob me