Killing a person with a tin opener......

[Scotty Mac]

having a discussion about oprah winfrey tonight, and the topic came up about killing a person with a tin opener. nobody could come to a definitive answer as to whether it was possible or not

can the great and good of nsc decide in you opinion, would you be able to do it?

 

[steward 433]

yep easily as well

 

[Scotty Mac]

reasons as to how as well if you please

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Definitely, there's that tin piercer at the top of mine which you could definitely stab with!

Not that ive thought about it much or anything!

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

choke someone with it

 

[steward 433]

Spent 6 years in british army Poke hard as possibe in eye into brain, up nose into brain, Behind ear up into brain or between 5th and 6th ribs upwards into heart all with a bit of force would be fatal

 

[Billy the Fish]

You could kill someone with pretty much anything if you put your mind to it, so I voted yes. For a more detailed answer you'd have to be more specific about the size and shape of the tin opener

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

This is my tin opener (mine's slightly bigger of course!!!)

 

[Scotty Mac]

id like to open up someones CRANIUM with it, and then eat their brain like in hannibal lectar

 

[Robot Chicken]

Would it be possible to unscrew the top of someone's head like a tin can? Or at least break the skin to allow some leverage to smash open the top of their head?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Spent 6 years in british army Poke hard as possibe in eye into brain, up nose into brain, Behind ear up into brain or between 5th and 6th ribs upwards into heart all with a bit of force would be fatal

Or the space under the clavical, you can cause someone a pretty quick haemopneumothorax! Or just go for the juggular, far easier than measuring intercostal spaces!

 

[Scotty Mac]

Spent 6 years in british army Poke hard as possibe in eye into brain, up nose into brain, Behind ear up into brain or between 5th and 6th ribs upwards into heart all with a bit of force would be fatal

excellent, so we have an expert in the field. any chance you could give your opinions on these two scenarios as well then:

Killing a man with a cheese grater.... - North Stand Chat

Killing a man with a potato peeler....... - North Stand Chat

 

[defrocked priest]

Pinch the scotum of the victim in the cutting edge of the opener.Crank the handle of the can opener until the scotum sack is opened. The victim will bleed to death or die of shock.

 

[steward 433]

Or the space under the clavical, you can cause someone a pretty quick haemopneumothorax! Or just go for the juggular, far easier than measuring intercostal spaces!

Taught unarmed combat for 3 of the six years after a while you dont need to measure you just know would rather go for the inner thigh than throat bleeds faster

 

[NMH]

Haven't we had this one already, before the "Can you kill a person with an egg whisk" dilemma??

It's easy, make them eat the tin opener, and wait for them to have to use the toilet.
The constipation will end it for them.

How about a tough one - like a toaster, food processor, ice-cream scoop, gingerbread-man shaper, or spaghetti ladle? Head in the bread-maker would be a good one, or hold them over a chinese-dumpling steamer. Flex the imagination a bit.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Taught unarmed combat for 3 of the six years after a while you dont need to measure you just know would rather go for the inner thigh than throat bleeds faster

Yeah, 2 years of nursing training teaches you how to break as well as fix!! Inner thigh is 6 minutes though, that's pretty long!!! At least if you go for the juggular you get decreased brain function quicker!

 

[steward 433]

Haven't we had this one already, before the "Can you kill a person with an egg whisk" dilemma??

It's easy, make them eat the tin opener, and wait for them to have to use the toilet.
The constipation will end it for them.

How about a tough one - like a toaster, food processor, ice-cream scoop, gingerbread-man shaper, or spaghetti ladle? Head in the bread-maker would be a good one, or hold them over a chinese-dumpling steamer. Flex the imagination a bit.

Can't think of anything that you couldn't kill someone with which is quite disturbing really

 

[Da Man Clay]

Or the space under the clavical, you can cause someone a pretty quick haemopneumothorax! Or just go for the juggular, far easier than measuring intercostal spaces!

What exactly is a haemopneumothorax? or an intercostal space?

 

[steward 433]

Yeah, 2 years of nursing training teaches you how to break as well as fix!! Inner thigh is 6 minutes though, that's pretty long!!! At least if you go for the juggular you get decreased brain function quicker!

Depends if it's a Palarse fan they never had brain function anyway true about the time just going on what we were taught or taught others

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

What exactly is a haemopneumothorax? or an intercostal space?

Haemopneumothorax - fluid and blood in the pleural cavity (the space between the chest and the lung) leading to a punctured lung = death if not treated soon enough

Intercostal space is the spaces between your ribs