Uncle Spielberg
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Kelly Brook has dumped Baldy Billy Zane saying at 28 she is too young to marry.
Form an orderly queue here.
Form an orderly queue here.
No pushing at the back!!!
Bit of lubrication and you wouldn't need to mate.
Yep, possibly the only challenger to Billie Piper in my "woman I'd most like to shag" competition.
Her face will be like a Plasterers radio when I am done with her.
"Oh PLEASE Easy, just batter my back doors in one more time before you go to the match. Or at least fumble my jubblies again, I'm not sure if I can wait till 5.30"
" But when you come home, bring that nice Mr McClaren and his umbrella with you - we can have a lovely threesome."
Oh, sorry, Easy, mixed my threads there!
Would Steve McLarens presence in a threesome be enough to put me off a good sesh with Kelly ?
I suppose it would be. But what a WASTE
Very good, I intend to steal this phrase & use it in conversation in public houses when I've had a few!
Do you reckon she wishes she hadn't dumped the cockney geezer Statham, thinking this other character was more "A list"?
Don't get me wrong, I'd help her out, but she's a bit over rated I reckon.