Kelly Brook on the market

[Uncle Spielberg]

Kelly Brook has dumped Baldy Billy Zane saying at 28 she is too young to marry.

Form an orderly queue here.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

f***ing right. She is a goddess that woman. Well in my opinion.

 

[Normal Rob]

28 is hardly that young to be getting married is it - it's about average. Perhaps it does have more to do with hime being small, bald and ugly. And not earning much anymore.

 

[Captain Haddock]

No pushing at the back!!! Kelly Brook? Yes (very pretty) please

 

[csider]

Her face will be like a Plasterers radio when I am done with her.

 

[bhafc99]

No pushing at the back!!!

Bit of lubrication and you wouldn't need to mate.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Yep, possibly the only challenger to Billie Piper in my "woman I'd most like to shag" competition.

ooooooooouuuuuuuucccchhhh!!!! my sides!!!!!

Billie piper is a human HAMSTER!! KELLY destroys her

 

[smudge]

Her face will be like a Plasterers radio when I am done with her.

Very good, I intend to steal this phrase & use it in conversation in public houses when I've had a few!

Do you reckon she wishes she hadn't dumped the cockney geezer Statham, thinking this other character was more "A list"?

Don't get me wrong, I'd help her out, but she's a bit over rated I reckon.

 

[Mendoza]

how would you ask her out?











what?

 

[Easy 10]

"Oh PLEASE Easy, just batter my back doors in one more time before you go to the match. Or at least fumble my jubblies again, I'm not sure if I can wait till 5.30"

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

I've seen her facebook.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

OY you BASTARDS I saw her first , she's MINE.

 

[Knotty]

"Oh PLEASE Easy, just batter my back doors in one more time before you go to the match. Or at least fumble my jubblies again, I'm not sure if I can wait till 5.30"

" But when you come home, bring that nice Mr McClaren and his umbrella with you - we can have a lovely threesome."

Oh, sorry, Easy, mixed my threads there!

 

[Easy 10]

" But when you come home, bring that nice Mr McClaren and his umbrella with you - we can have a lovely threesome."

Oh, sorry, Easy, mixed my threads there!

Would Steve McLarens presence in a threesome be enough to put me off a good sesh with Kelly ?

I suppose it would be. But what a WASTE

 

[Knotty]

Would Steve McLarens presence in a threesome be enough to put me off a good sesh with Kelly ?

I suppose it would be. But what a WASTE

You could close your eyes and think of England...

 

[csider]

Very good, I intend to steal this phrase & use it in conversation in public houses when I've had a few!

Do you reckon she wishes she hadn't dumped the cockney geezer Statham, thinking this other character was more "A list"?

Don't get me wrong, I'd help her out, but she's a bit over rated I reckon.

Feel free to use and abuse the phrase, you can replace plasterer with decorator........:yahoo: