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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
You wouldn't climb over Myleene to get to her though, now would you Gritty.
Oh hang on - was that your dream ?
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Keira Knightley
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You wouldn't climb over Myleene to get to her though, now would you Gritty.
Oh hang on - was that your dream ?
Gritt23
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You wouldn't climb over Myleene to get to her though, now would you Gritty.
Oh hang on - was that your dream ?
So you are giving me a bed with Keira Knightly lying there completely naked, and next to her is an equally naked, and somewhat more shapely Mylene Klass .... what do I do?
No answer would be bad there would it.
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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Well, "go downstairs and start a poll on NSC about my favourite highlighter pen colour" would be quite a bad answer.
Gritt23
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Yeah fair enough. I was automatically discounting all answers that would make you clinically insane.
Ok then, out of all combinations of sexual activity with either of both, there isn't a choice that would leave you thinking the next day "what a shit night that was."
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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
It'd be marvellous with Myleene.
With Kiera I'd have to grin and bear it I suppose. I just can't put her BOYISH body out of my mind. From the neck down, she looks like a malnourished greyhound.
She has a TAIL??
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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
No, but she has EIGHT NIPPLES
Not all bad, then?
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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Well, it would be nice if there was at least the hint of a TIT underneath them
Tooting Gull
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- Jul 5, 2003
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Traps one and two?
That does nothing for me.
I'm sorry Keira, I really am.
Yuck. I`ve seen more meat on a jockey`s whip.
Cheshire Cat
The most curious thing..
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/aug/30/keiraknightley.periodandhistorical
"The anorexia thing is perhaps the only one that does get Knightley's goat, in public, anyway (Lord knows what gets her private goat). Last year she sued the Daily Mail over suggestions that she'd lied about being anorexic. The paper ran a picture of her alongside a story about a girl who died of the disorder. "Someone saying you have a mental illness is obviously rather difficult to take, and particularly when they're blaming you for killing someone," she says. "I am skinny. I've always been skinny." "
"The anorexia thing is perhaps the only one that does get Knightley's goat, in public, anyway (Lord knows what gets her private goat). Last year she sued the Daily Mail over suggestions that she'd lied about being anorexic. The paper ran a picture of her alongside a story about a girl who died of the disorder. "Someone saying you have a mental illness is obviously rather difficult to take, and particularly when they're blaming you for killing someone," she says. "I am skinny. I've always been skinny." "
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Not enough there for me, need something to hang on to so to speak.
However she was good in "Bend it like Beckham".
However she was good in "Bend it like Beckham".
Lord Large
Keeping the faith
Pretty much everyone on here still would though...
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
stop it!!! you are KILLING me here...
Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
The press seem obsessed with the anorexia thing, can't they understand that some people are just thin ffs.
At the age of 20 I weighed 10 stone, at over 6ft tall I might have appeared to some as anorexic, however I wasn't and had an appetite like a horse.
At the age of 20 I weighed 10 stone, at over 6ft tall I might have appeared to some as anorexic, however I wasn't and had an appetite like a horse.
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
EXACTLY .. it seems a natural thing to me , and as most people know I think she looks fantastic for it
plus if she bulked up the press would slate her for that , it's a no win situation..
Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
I mean, we have just had the Olympics, look at the physiques of the distance runners...most of whom make Keira look a bit on the porky side, does anyone suggest that they could do with a good meal. (on second thoughts, most are from East Africa where many do need a good dinner).