[Sussex] Katie Price & Kerry Katona on Tour

[jcdenton08]

Most of the venues are where Reform did well in the 2024 general election.

Are you suggesting an evening of lively political debate as Price and Katona fiercely debate the issues of the day? Now that I’d go and see.

 

[POSKETT AT THE VALLEY]

Will they be lezzing it off?

 

[Eeyore]

I've just heard that Clacton has already sold out...

It does look like the Reform Party election tour. I'm surprised Great Yarmouth wasn't included. Perhaps it was.

 

[GrizzlingGammon]

They both live in Sussex, don’t they? So that makes the lack of a Sussex date all the more confusing. And I don’t really understand what they’re going to actually do onstage!

I hope it involves ping pong balls.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Are you suggesting an evening of lively political debate as Price and Katona fiercely debate the issues of the day? Now that I’d go and see.

Both of them could end up as Reform candidates in 2029.

 

[jcdenton08]

I hope it involves ping pong balls.

Don’t. I’ve hand on heart just ordered two medium cod and chips delivery

 

[AmexRuislip]

Tour should've been named
Botox & Beef Curtains

 

[Brian Munich]

They both live in Sussex, don’t they? So that makes the lack of a Sussex date all the more confusing. And I don’t really understand what they’re going to actually do onstage!

It seems to be a tour of shit Brexity provincial towns. Sussex is lacking in that department, fortunately. Although maybe Crawley will make the Venue TBC slot.

 

[World of Sport]

I can't think of anything worse.
I'd rather push cocktail sticks in my eyeballs

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I hope it involves ping pong balls.

It would need to be basketballs with those two.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Will they be lezzing it off?

 

[Jack Straw]

This will be rammed, probably have to open the back doors to get them all in.

No change there then!

 

[Mr Bridger]

No change there then!

You’ll probably get some out of a fiver.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

It would need to be basketballs with those two.

A tad misogynistic?

In the long list of their shortcomings, having f***ed a lot isn't really the go-to issue, shirley?

 

[A1X]

I hope for Kerry’s sake it isn’t Katie doing the driving

 

[Yes Chef]

They both live in Sussex, don’t they? So that makes the lack of a Sussex date all the more confusing. And I don’t really understand what they’re going to actually do onstage!

Yes, I was surprised there was no mention of this for the summer season at the Chichester Festival Theatre

 

[BrianB]

Lincoln, Grimsby and Skeggy over three days is spreading the fan base a bit thin ?..

 

[carlzeiss]

Will they be lezzing it off?

Probably depends on whether enough pennies are collected in the interval whip round .

 

[Sussexscots]

Dates in Hull and Grimsby. I imagine both ladies have experience of 'Crossing the Humber Bridge'.

Wonder if the admission cost includes a fish supper.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Nice of them to lay on something for the minority….







Those that haven’t spent an evening with either of them previously