http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2005/08_august/24/who.shtml
Revealed in todays Sun.
Revealed in todays Sun.
Eddie the Seagull said:I wonder if he'll hovver now like the Daleks
Curious Orange said:Affirmative!
Soton Seagull said:Why is he smoking a fag? Surely this will only encourage the latest generation of stupid fat kids to force their pets to smoke, just so they can look cool!
Soton Seagull said:Why is he smoking a fag? Surely this will only encourage the latest generation of stupid fat kids to force their pets to smoke, just so they can look cool!
Biscuit said:Revealed in todays Sun. :) [/B][/QUOTE] must be true then :lolol:
surrey jim said:must be true then
DÃnN¥ §ëÃGuLL© said:Giblet I had the most disturbing dream about you last night
DÃnN¥ §ëÃGuLL© said:Sigh, very well I'll post it publicly for everyone's amusement....
I went into my back garden one day to find a huge what I can only describe as a mini submarine disguised as a huge white oven (like you do) had landed overnight and I was like what the f*** so I called you and said Giblet help me get this submarine out my garden... so before I knew it you were round my garden, inside this machine (this is where it gets homo-erotic), fiddling with the inside of it with no shirt on and a sailor's hat on....
You said to me hold on I'll just be a while then I can shut this thing down. Then I said I'm just gonna close the door on this thing, shutting you in, to which you replied DANNY NO, but I shut it and before I knew it the whole thing burst into flames and I jumped out of the way but couldn't get near it to help you despite hearing your screams! When the fire eventually died out I opened the door and all that was left of you was your shoes, a pile of ash and this is what really shitted me up... your eyeballs had been blown out and lodged into the wall of this thing and just below them....one of your bollocks had also been blown out and was stuck in the wall surrounded in blood.... then I burst into tears saying what have I done, I've killed him and my dad came out wearing full naval uniform and said "Son, Richard (Biscuit)'s parents would be proud of you" and my mum was also consoling me saying it wasn't your fault your friend died, then set about cleaning up the mess of what was left of you, scrubbing your nut off the wall saying things like God you drive me insane, making me scrub your friend's testicles off things, what next.....
I woke up at 6am in a cold sweat still convinced it was true for about 5 seconds and was saying things to my girlfriend like oh f***, I murdered him, I'm gonna go down for this.
What the f*** does that dream mean??!?