Just where would Edna bury the body ?

[Insel affe]

Choices include

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Underneath the White and Booker coaching manual ?

 

[Titanic]

This might be a good place...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

This might be a good place...

Brilliant, murderers NEVER think of that, do they?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'm not liking the beach idea, PF, one little storm and all those pebbles would be washed away, revealing the sinister truth.

You just didn't think that one through now, did you?

 

[strings]

Does feeding it to staved pigs work.

Or have I been lied to through the medium of film?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Does feeding it to staved pigs work.

Or have I been lied to through the medium of film?

Terribly messy though isn't it? All that slicing and dicing leaves a HUGE forensic trail.

 

[strings]

If what dentists say about coca cola is true - that it dissolves teeth. Would it, in time, dissolve an entire human body?

I'd be a ruddy useless murderer, I'd better stick to the day job!

 

[Insel affe]

Terribly messy though isn't it? All that slicing and dicing leaves a HUGE forensic trail.

im thinking there could be a new thread here

 

[Lady Whistledown]

im thinking there could be a new thread here

Hmmm, well I watched Snatch again recently, and it all looked a bit forensically suspect to me

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

In the Sopranos - it was out to sea - tied down by chains. Am I right in thinking it better not to be in plastic ? Might as well let the fish eat it ?

 

[Gazwag]

Couldnt you just put it in a seat in the North Stand

 

[Insel affe]

In the Sopranos - it was out to sea - tied down by chains. Am I right in thinking it better not to be in plastic ? Might as well let the fish eat it ?

wrong thread sunshine ask questions has own thread now

 

[Lady Whistledown]

In the Sopranos - it was out to sea - tied down by chains. Am I right in thinking it better not to be in plastic ? Might as well let the fish eat it ?

Hmmm, perhaps we should consider the ethical issue at stake here.

Plastic is very hazardous to fish, especially those rings that hold beer cans together. So long as you cut them open so fish don't get stuck in them, I reckon that's the environmental angle taken care of.

Greenpeace, Schmeenpeace.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Couldnt you just put it in a seat in the North Stand

Harsh, but fair

Got to fill those Falmer seats somehow: have the club considered cryogenically freezing those of us who don't make it to 2011?

 

[Silent Bob]

Does feeding it to staved pigs work.

Or have I been lied to through the medium of film?

Robert Pickton - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Storer68]

 

[Dandyman]

Surely the best place is the secret Masonic garden behind the Sussex Police HQ in Malling?



Oh damn, given that one away....

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Falmer pond?

 

[Durlston]

What's unexplained in Shallow Grave is how the gangsters find David,Alex and Juliet before the Police,when the trio buried Hugo out in the forest and dumped his car in the lake.Spoilt otherwise a good film.

There was a big news story of a religious group-The Solar Temple Sect about 15 years ago who,once members had joined their cult and trusted them used to hold meetings at midnight in dense forests in the Vercors mountains in Southwest France(known locally as the pit of hell) but they were tricked.Given sedatives,they were shot in the head then burnt to make a circle of the sun.Evil and chilling stuff.The bodies weren't found for a while as it was December.i don't think the cult leaders were ever brought to justice.