Just what did El Abd do

[fatboy]

Good grief, what a non story.

Which one of us wasn't drunk when we were 20? Ok, we may not have got arrested or fined but that was probably more by luck than judgement.

Exactly. I'm sure anyone with a bit of common sense would know that anyone that is in the wrong place at the wrong time could find themselves in this situation.

I was reading in the paper today that one police force are introducing a points system. Each officer needs to collect at least 200 points a month. You get ten points for arresting a rapist or a burglar, five points for catching someone without a seatbelt, and two points for arresting an asylum seeker with mental health problems.

I wonder how many you would get for arresting a Championship reserve football player.

And whether you'd get bonus points for texting your mates about it.

 

[Uncle Buck]

And whether you'd get bonus points for texting your mates about it.

Are the OB allowed to text on their work phones, telling their mates who they have nicked? It is hardly a legitimate business use.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Are the OB allowed to text on their work phones, telling their mates who they have nicked? It is hardly a legitimate business use.

Do plod have mates?

 

[fatboy]

Do plod have mates?

Perhaps only if they have something interesting to talk about.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Do plod have mates?

Always worth having a copper on side, until they hold you up at Gatwick for 30 minutes, bastards....

 

[Lady Whistledown]

It's not exactly crime of the century is it, ultimately he went out, got lashed, acted like a twat and paid for it by getting nicked and fined. As plenty of blokes do every weekend.

Inevitably a local paper will take an interest in a minor local celebrity, and he can hardly complain at that. The only way to avoid it is not to get in trouble in the first place.

I'd suggest he's paid his dues and that's the end of it- I'm sure Mark McGhee agrees, especially if El Abd plays as solidly as he did against Leicester.

 

[Yorkie]

He seemed pretty relaxed last night (and perfectly sober, but then none of the players drank last night)