Just Wanted to Confirm Something..

[Mr Burns]

Can't we get them memorial stones in the toilets, something we can piss on whenever the need for the no.1 arises?

That would be so funny if the named the toilets after them. It should be done.

 

[Skaville]

Too make a perfect senairo, I think we should invite them both to the first game at falmer. Let them spend a couple of hours thinking "this could have been ours"...
Then
send all the women and children home.
Spilt the remaining crowd into four teams and place a "Its a Knockout" type plastic tube in each corner, one for each team.

Then place said pair of wankers in center circle, and which ever team can fill their tubes with Archer/Bellotti ripped up body parts first, wins.

Bonus points if you can get both heads in your tube........

I think I need too speak to a doctor.......

Love it!

 

[alan partridge]

I think I need too speak to a doctor.......

is he coming to play this game too then? Can't see why else you'd need to speak to him.