Just say NO!

[Lady Whistledown]

Yeah man! We can go 'up town' or to the pictures, back row of course. Ive got to be home by 8 though, can your mum or dad pick us up?

Maybe you could all meet up down the precinct?

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Maybe you could all meet up down the precinct?

My ASBO means Im banned from the precinct unfortunately.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'm sure they hadn't invented ASBOs in Grange Hill's classic period

Maybe that could be a theme for the new, crapper, inferior modern GH.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Is it no good now then? I havent seen it for god knows how many years.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Well I caught a bit of it recently, and I think they've moved the whole school to some northern hole. Maybe Liverpool.

I couldn't be certain, but they mostly appeared to have northern or Scouse accents.

travesty!

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Disgraceful!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Well I caught a bit of it recently, and I think they've moved the whole school to some northern hole. Maybe Liverpool.

I couldn't be certain, but they mostly appeared to have northern or Scouse accents.

travesty!

there was always at least one token northerner - what about Ziggy?

 

[Tubby Mondays]

what about Ziggy?

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Wierd and Gilly,

The Spiders from Mars.

He played it left hand, but made it too far,

Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's Band.



Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from Japan, he could lick 'em by smiling

He could leave 'me to hang

Came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.



So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our
balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we bitched about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands




Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were Voodoo

The kids was just crass, he was the naz

With God given ass

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar.



Making love with his ego Ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band

Does that answer your question?

 

[BUTTERBALL]

As Rougvie said, Zammo is now a fat locksmith. I saw that programme Bring Back Grange Hill or whatever it was called last year with Justin Lee Collins. They also had Mustapha whatsizface who played Rol-land-e